Halloween still closing in.

Our time of the year!

Halloween is near, get prepared for some first class treating!

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Well...

He is basically a cool dude tattooed as a zombie. Hire him for your kids birthday or the Vietnam Vet meeting. He does it all, because he is a mellow dude. (Mellow in the sense of rich and soft in quality, of course)

Yes, indeed.

Ron Jeremy is more than just the sum of his parts.

If your job sucks, quit like a boss.

Just because it's the best thing on this planet.

Biggest props to our brethren at the WhoreChurch.

Bloody hell! Glawogger's finest.

This might be a pretty accurate picture of hell. What a place!

Weird, but slightly appealing.

Covered it with what?

Happy junkie Hullabaloo!

We didn't write this, but I kinda wish we did.

Servus, I'm a zombie!

Eat my Lederhosn!!!

I can't believe I never posted this!!!

Maybe the best movie idea ever...the nazis never died!!! Believe it or you will die!!!



They come in PEACE



And don't forget to order your badge for your Kutte.

Monster-Monday-Wrestling-Brawls is back

long time no see....but here we go again!

total brainfuck fight



that's weird too

Reality hits you hard bro

Nothing less than epic. The Buse vs. Meat Loaf

BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!

I took a shot of cocain and I shot my woman down...

Take the blue pill and stop believing

all your heroes are gone

Spiderman


batman


superman


the simpsons


the flintstones


the big lebowski

This is how we roll...

...and all the bitches are following us!!!

Taxidermia was cool way before Györgi Palfi.

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Will eat your soul if you're a kiddiegrinder.

Pure awesomeness.

Jesus got it bad for you.

There are actually some people claiming that it's his abdomen.

What would Jesus do? Get fucking dressed!

So, as my better half burns down Barcelona right now (Don't feel sorry, it's not Lisboa) I'm kinda on my own stomping this shit into your brains right now. Enough of that, it's time for something serious today.
You remember the last time you've been on horseback for two weeks, herding, shooting indians, bankrobbers, making campfires and eating beans all the time? Sounds like your everyday life? Then you must be a COWBOY! And, be honest, all you crave for after a long run in the desert is a goode olde service in the house of our Lord and Saviour. Am I right?
Then you make your way to the next church, take a look at it, sigh, take another look, turn your horse and finally make the decision to worship Satan or at least become an atheist? Happened to you? Domage...
BUT now THERE'S an END to THAT!

COWBOY CHURCHES! OWN RODEO AREAS!

PASTORS LOOKING LIKE THIS!


Order your appropriate clothing here:

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Jeeeeeeeeeeeesus H. Christ! Gonna shoot me some darn fine injuns naw!
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaa!

Finally a reason for Yahoo chat.

Eaaaaaaasy Mofo. Click.

Brundlefly, Brundlefly, Brundlefly!

Jeff Goldblum probably is one of the most amazing dudes in cinema, so His Post he gets.



Jeff Brundleflying around in the Cronenberg Masterpiece, garnished with the always lovely Geena Davis, Ex wife of the Brundlefly.



Brundlefly splicing around just for the funs of it, and mutilating itself for becoming too flyy. Scene was deleted from the finished movie because of beeing too revealing about the effects section.



He just had a meeting to attend. You know that.



Holding in the laughs...



And one for the road...

In disgust we trust. Captain Ahab fuckin does it!

I fuck yo mama and I
I fuck yo dad and I
I fuck yo sister just to
make you mad at her!

You can call him rockstar now!

He fucking did it...godlike!

The barbarian queen of them chicks with guns, Christina Lindberg.

Fall in love, forget Elle driver, here's the one and only Christina Lindberg, also known as One-Eye!



This swedish honey might be the most immaculate thing ever to see in cinema history.
And dangerous she is. Though hooked on heroin, robbed of her voice, partially blinded, disgraced and violated numerous times, SHE stays focused, endures and finally fucks up her tormentors in the probably best slo mo shots of all time. Beautiful, just beautiful.

We're back asscunts!!!

Take this or die!With a little anus inside of your dick, just like Inside-Out Boy.

Booyah!

Yeah, chick with a gun. Mean sunday.

Fuck yeah, hangover Danzig.

Buseyism of the week.

Fear.
Fuck everything and run.

We LOVE chicks with guns.

Those other brothers can't deny.

This should speak for itself.

Do the Dunn.

I'm pretty sure there might be a rule not to post anything Jackass related in serious blogs like this one, but in this case, no such rule shall apply.
It's Ryan Dunn, so deal with it.

Warped.

Yesterday night brought us a shitload of old WARP records videos. Working at the cinema eats you whole.

Havoc and chaos. They are in charge of it.

Kapitalismus Ist Zauberhaft!

!!!! Interactive !!!!

Better a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

Intoxicated Screamin' Jay Hawkins makes me shiver...

Better coffee on this side of the border.

Off to vienna, fuckers.

Respect them eastman colors!

The italian stallion, 1983

Merry fuckin' christmas!

Ho, fuckin' ho!

Dracula's wedding!

Go Go get it!



Tracker 3

Gotta love democrats.

Monster-Monday-Wrestling-Brawls

Today it's time for a tribute to a real legend. Mr. Hulk Real American Hollywood Hogan!



Since Feb. 2011 there are some new safety guide lines. Please notice and in case of fire: "Do as we tell you!"

Serious.

Hop you little puppet!

Lick my plate, you dog dick!







Pure Moseley Manliness.

The biggest B.A.D.A.S.S. in the whole wide world

Is it a lion? No! Is it a shark? No! Is it a T-Rex? No!
FUCK YOU, it's a honey badger and he doesn't give a shit!!!
Slow mo bitches.

Monster-Monday-Wrestling-Brawls

Today it's time for some...ähm, well let's call it all on one action!

Seriously...WTF?

Best sport ever!

If this doesn't set your cock on fire, nothing will.

Movietime! - My soul to take -

Wes Craven at his best. Beauty in it's purest form.



Nothing innovative, nothing new, nothing surprising, feels like A nightmare on Elm street revisited(it even has a feels like home moment in a steamy Pool filter room), Emily Meade, typical teen stereotypes, fitting score, unnecessarily good actors, blood, knives, woods, schizophreniac killers, Emily Meade, the protagonist is the killers son bla bla, soulshifting, the best condor scene ever, a TOTALLY UNEXPECTED end, then a TOTALLY UNEXPECTED twist, then a TOTALLY UNEXPECTED end again, Emily Meade.



All in all exactly what you would expect from a teen slasher by Wes Craven and nothing else. Loved it to bits.

Did I metion Emily Meade?

Monster-Monday-Wrestling-Brawls

Let them fly!


I don't know what this is about, but she's pretty hot!

Oh Israel.

And again, how could I resist?

Oh Emily Browning.

How could I resist?

Monster-Monday-Wrestling-Brawls

This is our newest category. Every monday, hardest action, best moves, blood, sweat and a'lot more...comprende???? Grab some nachos and enjoy!
So let's get it on!
The first video is one of my favourite. The most stunning finishing moves you've ever luchadores 4 live!

Movietime! -Meatball Machine-

Some splatterpunk weirdness.



While Japan sometimes brings us splendid artsy pieces of weirdness like Tetsuo: The iron man, which may be considered art, or Crash by Venus, which may be considered porn (Or something in that direction), this movie has absolutely nothing to do with that.
It's just the usual collection of saturday morning material:
Some bizzare mutant fight club roaming the streets of some japanese suburb, (kinda) exploding children, blood, typical japanese sex fantasies (including shitloads of tentacles), malfunctional electro spears, aggressive transvestites, a beautiful lovestory, smegma covered parasites, abusive fathers, BUYA! impressive weaponry, some mutant apparently fucking ITSELF inside a girls stomach, drilled out eyes, mutilation parties, cannibalism, revenge, a businessman wrapped in metal and used as a weapon, Evil Dead laughing effects, one last giant pallic gun emerging from a chest, a touching final dialogue between two alien parasites and probably everything else you can imagine.

No must see, but entertaining enough.



Go Go Power Rangers! And thx to you guys over at the whore church for reminding me of this flick!

HE IS THE GREAT CORNHOLIO!

...and he needs TP for his bunghole.

SLAP SLAP SLAP POUND UP DOWN SNAP

You don't know what I'm talking about? Check this out little P.U.S.S.Y.!!!



Didn't get it??? Ok, let's do it one more time!


THE DEATH SET is our new favourit australian band. Three guys rockin da shit out of you...that's maybe they would tell you and so do we! If they're in town buy a ticket and, hell yeah, watch them live.



BTW, this is my favourite picture! Mothafuckin' DEATHSET!

Photos via elsewhere and THEDEATHSET

OU....What happened last night?

That's what she said!

He probably did your daughter, too. And now he goes all bits and bytes!

I'm talking about the man, Ron Jeremy, of course.



At least the boys amongst you should know him (you ladies should, too, but I'm unfortunately not deciding this), and he probably is the only little, overweight, ugly MOFO you all would change places with anytime. Count me in.

Now word is on the streets that he has a new ambitious project going on, that could take the same path as DP's "Pirates XXX" did a few years ago.
The path of tremendous awesomness beyond reason.

Catch a glimpse at this:



So, let's all just hope this will see the light of day sometime. Too precious to stay a trailer and go the way of Worst Case Scenario...

May I bring this into prominence.

You fear it, they celebrate it!

Movietime! -Alien Space Avenger-

Alien space avenger 1989



Some golden quotes to spice up your next birthday party:

-(getting handed a bottle o’ booze) „Yowser!“
-„You, broaden your mind, me, I’m minding my broad!”
-(Tremendous Dildo in hands, holding it like a gun) “How do you shoot this thing?” “You cock it.”
-(Entering hilarious 80s discotheque) “But what do we do?” “ Do what they do. Dance!”
-(Alien disguised as total hottie, to Jamie Gillis disguised as Jamie Gillis) “Now let’s make whoopie!”
-“Just do what space avenger would do!”
-(Broker, whilst getting blown by a prostitute) “Mr Dow Jones is about to explode!”
-“Eat death!”



Shitloads of creepy saxophone solos screaming Lost Boys all over, crazed Rock n’roll moves, a totally uninteresting framework about some comic artist, beautiful hairdos, shooting shotguns at spaceships, at exactely 30 minutes into the movie, the Lord of the Nerds shuffles through the picture, equipped with Star Trek style glasses made out of tinfoil, an drug deal going Mexican Standoff violently, cleaning weapons with tampons, Porn legend Jamie Gillis, screaming, shooting, Plutonium, a bodycount way beyond 60, a totally boozed out alien accidentally growing a hand for a dismembered foot, Weapons, a very “hot” sexscene, a beheaded alien choking a garbage man, at 64 minutes into the movie, the Lord of the Nerds reappears with even weirder headgear, a SixGun with appearantly a gazillion bullets, the heroine running over a parked car for absolutely no reason, a severed alien hand, regrowing a whole body INCLUDING trousers, the comicguy tonguing the girl that just puked out a bloody alien seconds ago, and in the last scene, a final appearance by our NerdLord, godlike as usual.

Alien space avenger is by far the best movie I have seen today.

Get it at T3:
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It's COOL GUY...the best dancer in the world

Get yourself some beer

C'mon guys, next time you're going shopping: "Do it with style!"
DON'T FUCK UP MAH BEER NOW

This is going to make you freak.

Time for some good old WARP stuff to start the week...

Visual.

Fever Ray have been around for some time now, no reason not to celebrate them every waking second.




















In my eyes the only Nick Cave cover that comes near to the original.

Grotste Lul Van 't Stad.

Everybody needs some movie he can totally identify with. IF this is such a movie for you, praise the Lord. May he have mercy on your soul.

EX DRUMMER

A word that strikes fear in the faint hearts of german Movieshop employees, probably exactly the movie your parents always warned you about. An exhausting odyssee for everyone involved, an instant classic and fi(r)st of all, an astonishing piece of art.

The plot circles around the live of three rather fucked up handicapped musicians from Oostende, Belgium, who desperately want to start a band. All they need is a drummer.
They come up with Dries, a sadistic, hyperintelligent guy who accepts their offer with the sole intention to study their social lowlife and bring further chaos into their braindead environment.
To not spoil the fun I can just say, he succeeds. Perhaps too much, perhaps exactely to the right extent.




Ex Drummer is not a movie to watch with your girlfriend on a saturday night, although the lovely character of Dikke Lul, singer of the Band Harry Mulisch, fucking a young lady AND himself to death with his Humungous Cock is something that sticks with you. When I come to think of it, you should watch this movie ESPECIALLY with your girlfriend on a saturday night.


The Feminists, our entourage of hatefilled belgian trailer trash, rehearsing the Devo classic, Mongoloid.


The unbelievably awesome Harry Mulisch band and their singer, Dikke Lul. Love them!

The toten Crackhuren im Kofferraum

That's what she said.

Check out these cute girls from Berlin, tearing apart everything that has ever been cute by the means of electronic 80s fuckup whatever.

wintertime is fishingtime

This is what we do during the holidays!

One of the last artists...and some real real bros!!!

!!!!They bring madness to a whore new level!!!!

Like them or die! The WhoreChurch on Facebook

And don't forget their doughebaggin flashin videos: TheWhoreChurch on Youtube

Shotgunspidercow action

Hands up for Heather LaCroix!

The Amazon queen of all them chicks with guns. Be careful when you enter her realm. She might kill you a lot.

Sober: Son Of a Bitch, Everything's Real

Gary busey.

A name that strikes fear into the hearts of even the toughest Mofos in the shack.
Gary Busey, actor, father, former cocaine addict, wordsmith and most of all, a madman if there ever was one.
His behaviour confuses the world since he started acting, his fear inducing grin was even too terrifying to be put on a wrestling mask, his Backronyms are LAW.
We proudly present: Gary Busey






So stay tuned and remember: Don't be swedish.

HE is angry, AND he doesn't care at the SAME time!

Here we are again.

We're both awfully sorry for our long absence, but being abducted by crazed nymphomanic russian cheerleaders from outerspace seldom let's space for mere earthly internet stuff. I know, there's no excuse, but try and waste some time again!

Russian Bungee - Version Freischwinger

We're back. Kinda.