So, as my better half burns down Barcelona right now (Don't feel sorry, it's not Lisboa) I'm kinda on my own stomping this shit into your brains right now. Enough of that, it's time for something serious today.
You remember the last time you've been on horseback for two weeks, herding, shooting indians, bankrobbers, making campfires and eating beans all the time? Sounds like your everyday life? Then you must be a COWBOY! And, be honest, all you crave for after a long run in the desert is a goode olde service in the house of our Lord and Saviour. Am I right?
Then you make your way to the next church, take a look at it, sigh, take another look, turn your horse and finally make the decision to worship Satan or at least become an atheist? Happened to you? Domage...
BUT now THERE'S an END to THAT!
COWBOY CHURCHES! OWN RODEO AREAS!
PASTORS LOOKING LIKE THIS!
Order your appropriate clothing here:
http://www.virtuousplanet.com/cowboychurch/s00000000000000062769
Jeeeeeeeeeeeesus H. Christ! Gonna shoot me some darn fine injuns naw!
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaa!
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