Sorry for interrupting you*

Dr. Wagner Awesome-Tuesday-Statement:

"We don't want you to become professional Zombiehunters, we just want you to survive hombres!"

Electricity from the pills in me

Alright, last saturday it was time again for the regular Porcupine Tree concert in munich! It's the 4th time in a row that I saw them guys, and I can't say that I ever get tired of their amazing sound and shows...
They, and especially Steven Wilson, head of state in porcupine Tree county, represent the absolute crème de la crème of post rock for more than ten years now. Their soundscapes and perfection in timing and accuracy don't fail to amaze me everytime I see them live. Everything sounds perfect, like the Studio album, but NOT in a negative way! Never boring or dry. They just know how to work it.

The support group "The Stickmen" could be known to some of you. They tripped us out one awesome hour with their freejazz postrock Zappaesque Hardrock show. Fun fun fun.





Anesthetize goes down to the Pink Floyd roots and does the rocking in the end.



They are creeps and they know it...

...and the crowd goes VaVooooooooooooooooom

Combine everything godlike you can imagine, especially wrestling midgets, striptease performances and fluorescant costumes and you will inevitably come to LUCHA VAVOOM!!!!
Get owned by misticas, sexo y violencia and the angry claws of Mr. Dirty Sanchez!



The own a special place in my heart since "Feast 2"



Lucha! Vavoom!

We just got a little owned

Ok wir ham zwar immer noch mehr style, aber des is auch ned schlecht!

Chocolate Covered Cinnamon Nachos Topped With Chocolate Mousse

Blitzkrieg mit dem Fleischgewehr.

So, some months ago I got a very confusing message by a good friend of mine saying something like RAMMSTEIN! DU! KOMMST! and I realised: The Rammstein concert in munich wouldn't happen without us. And you know what? It was of such awesomedaryness, One can hardly describe it. You missed it, me not.
But one of the absolute highlights yesterday evening were supporting Industrial gods from norway, COMBICHRIST. They even fisted Rammstein a bit in my opinion...
But see for yourselves...



Yeah, it is a Dildo micstand, and it is amazing! One for the x-mass wishlist...



Baby puppets exploding to the beats.



Two drummers, destroying their own equipment, painted faces. Combichrist are it...



Oppmerksomhet! Vel bekomme!

Quality music again!

So here we go go again with som precious little things from my collection!
Take a deep breath and listen to the punk:
Beim ersten Mal tut's immer weh by german punkoholics "Abwärts"
Mittageisen sung by our beloved Siouxsie and her Banshees

Something fo you Electro geeks: Know your roots!
Being boiled, a 1980 number by the amazing human league.

Last but not least: James Bond, skafunkulous beast by "The selecter"!!

Lucha-meal-to-heal

Wanna become a real wrestler (=Dr. Wagner-like)? Gotta eat this shit! Minimum 5 times a day, cause livin' in a cinema can be sooooooo boring!


Nachos con Beefico


Nachos combinata with marshmallow fluff é bacon & tomata negra


Nachos left the building....elvis style viva bananas con bacón

We want you for "ZAPATAS"!!!

Join ör die...bitches!!!

German TV killed the Radio star!

We did the laughing.

Movietime! > The final terror <

The final terror

Oh yeah! It's 80's Camp Horror time! Bloody hell yeah!
Last Friday every true slasherfan watched one of our all-time favourites: Friday 13th
So did I. I tasted blood again. I flipped through my collection of yet unseen camp-horror-flicks and found todays subject, "The final terror".
Shot in 1981 and released in 1983 this movie exactly hits the right time when it comes to the good olde camping violentia. The soundtrack supports this feeling with cheap but groovy synthie tracks and bloodsimple piano lesson stuff. Lovely.
The style of this one is dark, a little more serious and mean than most other camper slashers, and we don't get so many dead twens. THAT is not a bad thing, don't get me wrong. I appreciate lots of gory deaths and screaming girls running through the woods, I certainly do. Here you get a good amount of both, but more suspense, less blood.
To make it short you get a list of the pro's:

- There's a mental institution near the camp site
- A psychotic busdriver
- There's kinky sex AND dying twens while having it
- Drug abuse
- Hilarious para-military head covers
- Daryl Hannah as scream queen
- A bitter-sweet Friday 13th hommage in the end

Two more things:

Quote: " We've got Romeo and Juliet lost in the woods somewhere, a driver who's an absolute lunatic, a quite unnecessarily broken wrist, I mean, what is wrong with you people?"
Never heard a sentence filled with more accurate awesomeness in a movie!

Towards the end we actually LEARN something from this movie:
If you're ever in the situation of being hunted by a psycho dressing as a bush, dress as bushes yourselves. It's the only way to get to him/her.



Screaming orgasms!

They're coming to get you Barbra...

I know this is old, but for all of you that were born after january 2009 I'd like to present one of the most heroic attempts to warn mankind about the horrible things to come.
In january 2009 some great and brave man or woman (write me, dinner and the movies is on me!) fisted some roadsign in Texas to spread the frightening truth.



Will order mine as soon as I get paid:

Wirkola, oh Wirkola! Great things to come...

Tommy Wirkola, fresh blood in the Nazi Zombie genre gave us one of the better, certainly one of the funniest movies concerning our undead enemies... Død Snø!
The movie geeks amongst you know what I'm talking about, all the others missed something and should watch the movie. I don't care if you're not interested: Watch it.



Now Wirkola takes a shot at another great great genre: Fairy tales!!
There are so many snowwhite, little red riding hood or Alice (Yes, I count that as a fairy tale, blame me) versions that make you puke, so Wirkola's attempt at "Hansel and Gretel" could be quite interesting. It still hurts that we don't get Alice with Marilyn as the queen of hearts, I know, but maybe this helps a bit...



Hansel and Gretel - Out 2010

It puts the lotion on it's skin...

Mucho appreciado silencio del lambs. Period.

Don't mess with Papá Wrestling!

So much pain!



Not for the faint of heart...

Hoeren mit Schmerzen!

Come on, get some industrial music to torture your friends and colleagues with!
I started to digitalize my EP's today so you gonna get some nice pieces of my collection from time to time...

First some stuff from the early industrial age, where industrial was born from Punk, electronic and experimental music of all kind. Listen to the still unbeaten Einstürzende Neubauten song "Stahlversion", their younger "Feurio!", Katastrophentheorie's "Einstand" (some real nasty headcleaner), and Throbbing Gristles "Something came over me".

Have fun, please go to your next musicstore and pay for the records if you like them, these files are only examples to make you wanna buy stuff ...yeah.

Ah, and please don't go to work tomorrow.

EDIT: As usual the Tracker knows to surprise with some serious industrial noise brainflush: "Whitehouse 1985"

The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon

Guess what, this is happening.