Will eat your soul if you're a kiddiegrinder.

Pure awesomeness.

Jesus got it bad for you.

There are actually some people claiming that it's his abdomen.

What would Jesus do? Get fucking dressed!

So, as my better half burns down Barcelona right now (Don't feel sorry, it's not Lisboa) I'm kinda on my own stomping this shit into your brains right now. Enough of that, it's time for something serious today.
You remember the last time you've been on horseback for two weeks, herding, shooting indians, bankrobbers, making campfires and eating beans all the time? Sounds like your everyday life? Then you must be a COWBOY! And, be honest, all you crave for after a long run in the desert is a goode olde service in the house of our Lord and Saviour. Am I right?
Then you make your way to the next church, take a look at it, sigh, take another look, turn your horse and finally make the decision to worship Satan or at least become an atheist? Happened to you? Domage...
BUT now THERE'S an END to THAT!

COWBOY CHURCHES! OWN RODEO AREAS!

PASTORS LOOKING LIKE THIS!


Order your appropriate clothing here:

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Jeeeeeeeeeeeesus H. Christ! Gonna shoot me some darn fine injuns naw!
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaa!

Finally a reason for Yahoo chat.

Eaaaaaaasy Mofo. Click.

Brundlefly, Brundlefly, Brundlefly!

Jeff Goldblum probably is one of the most amazing dudes in cinema, so His Post he gets.



Jeff Brundleflying around in the Cronenberg Masterpiece, garnished with the always lovely Geena Davis, Ex wife of the Brundlefly.



Brundlefly splicing around just for the funs of it, and mutilating itself for becoming too flyy. Scene was deleted from the finished movie because of beeing too revealing about the effects section.



He just had a meeting to attend. You know that.



Holding in the laughs...



And one for the road...

In disgust we trust. Captain Ahab fuckin does it!

I fuck yo mama and I
I fuck yo dad and I
I fuck yo sister just to
make you mad at her!

You can call him rockstar now!

He fucking did it...godlike!

The barbarian queen of them chicks with guns, Christina Lindberg.

Fall in love, forget Elle driver, here's the one and only Christina Lindberg, also known as One-Eye!



This swedish honey might be the most immaculate thing ever to see in cinema history.
And dangerous she is. Though hooked on heroin, robbed of her voice, partially blinded, disgraced and violated numerous times, SHE stays focused, endures and finally fucks up her tormentors in the probably best slo mo shots of all time. Beautiful, just beautiful.

We're back asscunts!!!

Take this or die!With a little anus inside of your dick, just like Inside-Out Boy.