Movietime! -Alien Space Avenger-

Alien space avenger 1989



Some golden quotes to spice up your next birthday party:

-(getting handed a bottle o’ booze) „Yowser!“
-„You, broaden your mind, me, I’m minding my broad!”
-(Tremendous Dildo in hands, holding it like a gun) “How do you shoot this thing?” “You cock it.”
-(Entering hilarious 80s discotheque) “But what do we do?” “ Do what they do. Dance!”
-(Alien disguised as total hottie, to Jamie Gillis disguised as Jamie Gillis) “Now let’s make whoopie!”
-“Just do what space avenger would do!”
-(Broker, whilst getting blown by a prostitute) “Mr Dow Jones is about to explode!”
-“Eat death!”



Shitloads of creepy saxophone solos screaming Lost Boys all over, crazed Rock n’roll moves, a totally uninteresting framework about some comic artist, beautiful hairdos, shooting shotguns at spaceships, at exactely 30 minutes into the movie, the Lord of the Nerds shuffles through the picture, equipped with Star Trek style glasses made out of tinfoil, an drug deal going Mexican Standoff violently, cleaning weapons with tampons, Porn legend Jamie Gillis, screaming, shooting, Plutonium, a bodycount way beyond 60, a totally boozed out alien accidentally growing a hand for a dismembered foot, Weapons, a very “hot” sexscene, a beheaded alien choking a garbage man, at 64 minutes into the movie, the Lord of the Nerds reappears with even weirder headgear, a SixGun with appearantly a gazillion bullets, the heroine running over a parked car for absolutely no reason, a severed alien hand, regrowing a whole body INCLUDING trousers, the comicguy tonguing the girl that just puked out a bloody alien seconds ago, and in the last scene, a final appearance by our NerdLord, godlike as usual.

Alien space avenger is by far the best movie I have seen today.

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