Sonntag, 30. Oktober 2011
Samstag, 29. Oktober 2011
Our time of the year!
Halloween is near, get prepared for some first class treating!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/136337
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/136337
Donnerstag, 27. Oktober 2011
Well...
He is basically a cool dude tattooed as a zombie. Hire him for your kids birthday or the Vietnam Vet meeting. He does it all, because he is a mellow dude. (Mellow in the sense of rich and soft in quality, of course)
Dienstag, 25. Oktober 2011
Mittwoch, 19. Oktober 2011
Dienstag, 18. Oktober 2011
Montag, 17. Oktober 2011
Samstag, 15. Oktober 2011
Samstag, 8. Oktober 2011
Freitag, 7. Oktober 2011
Donnerstag, 6. Oktober 2011
Mittwoch, 5. Oktober 2011
I can't believe I never posted this!!!
Maybe the best movie idea ever...the nazis never died!!! Believe it or you will die!!!
They come in PEACE
And don't forget to order your badge for your Kutte.
They come in PEACE
And don't forget to order your badge for your Kutte.
Montag, 3. Oktober 2011
Monster-Monday-Wrestling-Brawls is back
long time no see....but here we go again!
total brainfuck fight
that's weird too
total brainfuck fight
that's weird too
Samstag, 1. Oktober 2011
Mittwoch, 28. September 2011
Montag, 26. September 2011
Sonntag, 25. September 2011
Take the blue pill and stop believing
all your heroes are gone
Spiderman
batman
superman
the simpsons
the flintstones
the big lebowski
Spiderman
batman
superman
the simpsons
the flintstones
the big lebowski
Mittwoch, 21. September 2011
Samstag, 27. August 2011
Sonntag, 21. August 2011
Samstag, 20. August 2011
What would Jesus do? Get fucking dressed!
So, as my better half burns down Barcelona right now (Don't feel sorry, it's not Lisboa) I'm kinda on my own stomping this shit into your brains right now. Enough of that, it's time for something serious today.
You remember the last time you've been on horseback for two weeks, herding, shooting indians, bankrobbers, making campfires and eating beans all the time? Sounds like your everyday life? Then you must be a COWBOY! And, be honest, all you crave for after a long run in the desert is a goode olde service in the house of our Lord and Saviour. Am I right?
Then you make your way to the next church, take a look at it, sigh, take another look, turn your horse and finally make the decision to worship Satan or at least become an atheist? Happened to you? Domage...
BUT now THERE'S an END to THAT!
COWBOY CHURCHES! OWN RODEO AREAS!
PASTORS LOOKING LIKE THIS!
Order your appropriate clothing here:
http://www.virtuousplanet.com/cowboychurch/s00000000000000062769
Jeeeeeeeeeeeesus H. Christ! Gonna shoot me some darn fine injuns naw!
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaa!
Mittwoch, 17. August 2011
Dienstag, 16. August 2011
Brundlefly, Brundlefly, Brundlefly!
Jeff Goldblum probably is one of the most amazing dudes in cinema, so His Post he gets.
Jeff Brundleflying around in the Cronenberg Masterpiece, garnished with the always lovely Geena Davis, Ex wife of the Brundlefly.
Brundlefly splicing around just for the funs of it, and mutilating itself for becoming too flyy. Scene was deleted from the finished movie because of beeing too revealing about the effects section.
He just had a meeting to attend. You know that.
Holding in the laughs...
And one for the road...
Jeff Brundleflying around in the Cronenberg Masterpiece, garnished with the always lovely Geena Davis, Ex wife of the Brundlefly.
Brundlefly splicing around just for the funs of it, and mutilating itself for becoming too flyy. Scene was deleted from the finished movie because of beeing too revealing about the effects section.
He just had a meeting to attend. You know that.
Holding in the laughs...
And one for the road...
Donnerstag, 11. August 2011
Dienstag, 9. August 2011
The barbarian queen of them chicks with guns, Christina Lindberg.
Fall in love, forget Elle driver, here's the one and only Christina Lindberg, also known as One-Eye!
This swedish honey might be the most immaculate thing ever to see in cinema history.
And dangerous she is. Though hooked on heroin, robbed of her voice, partially blinded, disgraced and violated numerous times, SHE stays focused, endures and finally fucks up her tormentors in the probably best slo mo shots of all time. Beautiful, just beautiful.
This swedish honey might be the most immaculate thing ever to see in cinema history.
And dangerous she is. Though hooked on heroin, robbed of her voice, partially blinded, disgraced and violated numerous times, SHE stays focused, endures and finally fucks up her tormentors in the probably best slo mo shots of all time. Beautiful, just beautiful.
Dienstag, 2. August 2011
We're back asscunts!!!
Take this or die!With a little anus inside of your dick, just like Inside-Out Boy.
Samstag, 30. Juli 2011
Sonntag, 3. Juli 2011
Donnerstag, 23. Juni 2011
Donnerstag, 9. Juni 2011
Freitag, 3. Juni 2011
Montag, 28. März 2011
Samstag, 26. März 2011
Do the Dunn.
I'm pretty sure there might be a rule not to post anything Jackass related in serious blogs like this one, but in this case, no such rule shall apply.
It's Ryan Dunn, so deal with it.
It's Ryan Dunn, so deal with it.
Warped.
Yesterday night brought us a shitload of old WARP records videos. Working at the cinema eats you whole.
Dienstag, 22. März 2011
Montag, 21. März 2011
Freitag, 18. März 2011
Dienstag, 15. März 2011
Montag, 14. März 2011
Freitag, 11. März 2011
Dienstag, 8. März 2011
Freitag, 4. März 2011
Donnerstag, 3. März 2011
Montag, 28. Februar 2011
Monster-Monday-Wrestling-Brawls
Today it's time for a tribute to a real legend. Mr. Hulk Real American Hollywood Hogan!
Since Feb. 2011 there are some new safety guide lines. Please notice and in case of fire: "Do as we tell you!"
Since Feb. 2011 there are some new safety guide lines. Please notice and in case of fire: "Do as we tell you!"
Mittwoch, 23. Februar 2011
Dienstag, 22. Februar 2011
Montag, 21. Februar 2011
The biggest B.A.D.A.S.S. in the whole wide world
Is it a lion? No! Is it a shark? No! Is it a T-Rex? No!
FUCK YOU, it's a honey badger and he doesn't give a shit!!!
Slow mo bitches.
FUCK YOU, it's a honey badger and he doesn't give a shit!!!
Slow mo bitches.
Labels:
hell,
hero,
world can be saved,
yeah
Monster-Monday-Wrestling-Brawls
Today it's time for some...ähm, well let's call it all on one action!
Labels:
kickass,
Lucha Libre
Samstag, 19. Februar 2011
Donnerstag, 17. Februar 2011
Movietime! - My soul to take -
Wes Craven at his best. Beauty in it's purest form.
Nothing innovative, nothing new, nothing surprising, feels like A nightmare on Elm street revisited(it even has a feels like home moment in a steamy Pool filter room), Emily Meade, typical teen stereotypes, fitting score, unnecessarily good actors, blood, knives, woods, schizophreniac killers, Emily Meade, the protagonist is the killers son bla bla, soulshifting, the best condor scene ever, a TOTALLY UNEXPECTED end, then a TOTALLY UNEXPECTED twist, then a TOTALLY UNEXPECTED end again, Emily Meade.
All in all exactly what you would expect from a teen slasher by Wes Craven and nothing else. Loved it to bits.
Did I metion Emily Meade?
Nothing innovative, nothing new, nothing surprising, feels like A nightmare on Elm street revisited(it even has a feels like home moment in a steamy Pool filter room), Emily Meade, typical teen stereotypes, fitting score, unnecessarily good actors, blood, knives, woods, schizophreniac killers, Emily Meade, the protagonist is the killers son bla bla, soulshifting, the best condor scene ever, a TOTALLY UNEXPECTED end, then a TOTALLY UNEXPECTED twist, then a TOTALLY UNEXPECTED end again, Emily Meade.
All in all exactly what you would expect from a teen slasher by Wes Craven and nothing else. Loved it to bits.
Did I metion Emily Meade?
Dienstag, 15. Februar 2011
Mittwoch, 9. Februar 2011
Montag, 7. Februar 2011
Monster-Monday-Wrestling-Brawls
This is our newest category. Every monday, hardest action, best moves, blood, sweat and a'lot more...comprende???? Grab some nachos and enjoy!
So let's get it on!
The first video is one of my favourite. The most stunning finishing moves you've ever luchadores 4 live!
So let's get it on!
The first video is one of my favourite. The most stunning finishing moves you've ever luchadores 4 live!
Labels:
awesomedary,
blood,
Lucha Libre
Samstag, 5. Februar 2011
Movietime! -Meatball Machine-
Some splatterpunk weirdness.
While Japan sometimes brings us splendid artsy pieces of weirdness like Tetsuo: The iron man, which may be considered art, or Crash by Venus, which may be considered porn (Or something in that direction), this movie has absolutely nothing to do with that.
It's just the usual collection of saturday morning material:
Some bizzare mutant fight club roaming the streets of some japanese suburb, (kinda) exploding children, blood, typical japanese sex fantasies (including shitloads of tentacles), malfunctional electro spears, aggressive transvestites, a beautiful lovestory, smegma covered parasites, abusive fathers, BUYA! impressive weaponry, some mutant apparently fucking ITSELF inside a girls stomach, drilled out eyes, mutilation parties, cannibalism, revenge, a businessman wrapped in metal and used as a weapon, Evil Dead laughing effects, one last giant pallic gun emerging from a chest, a touching final dialogue between two alien parasites and probably everything else you can imagine.
No must see, but entertaining enough.
Go Go Power Rangers! And thx to you guys over at the whore church for reminding me of this flick!
While Japan sometimes brings us splendid artsy pieces of weirdness like Tetsuo: The iron man, which may be considered art, or Crash by Venus, which may be considered porn (Or something in that direction), this movie has absolutely nothing to do with that.
It's just the usual collection of saturday morning material:
Some bizzare mutant fight club roaming the streets of some japanese suburb, (kinda) exploding children, blood, typical japanese sex fantasies (including shitloads of tentacles), malfunctional electro spears, aggressive transvestites, a beautiful lovestory, smegma covered parasites, abusive fathers, BUYA! impressive weaponry, some mutant apparently fucking ITSELF inside a girls stomach, drilled out eyes, mutilation parties, cannibalism, revenge, a businessman wrapped in metal and used as a weapon, Evil Dead laughing effects, one last giant pallic gun emerging from a chest, a touching final dialogue between two alien parasites and probably everything else you can imagine.
No must see, but entertaining enough.
Go Go Power Rangers! And thx to you guys over at the whore church for reminding me of this flick!
Donnerstag, 3. Februar 2011
SLAP SLAP SLAP POUND UP DOWN SNAP
You don't know what I'm talking about? Check this out little P.U.S.S.Y.!!!
Didn't get it??? Ok, let's do it one more time!
THE DEATH SET is our new favourit australian band. Three guys rockin da shit out of you...that's maybe they would tell you and so do we! If they're in town buy a ticket and, hell yeah, watch them live.
BTW, this is my favourite picture! Mothafuckin' DEATHSET!
Didn't get it??? Ok, let's do it one more time!
THE DEATH SET is our new favourit australian band. Three guys rockin da shit out of you...that's maybe they would tell you and so do we! If they're in town buy a ticket and, hell yeah, watch them live.
BTW, this is my favourite picture! Mothafuckin' DEATHSET!
Photos via elsewhere and THEDEATHSET
Samstag, 29. Januar 2011
He probably did your daughter, too. And now he goes all bits and bytes!
I'm talking about the man, Ron Jeremy, of course.
At least the boys amongst you should know him (you ladies should, too, but I'm unfortunately not deciding this), and he probably is the only little, overweight, ugly MOFO you all would change places with anytime. Count me in.
Now word is on the streets that he has a new ambitious project going on, that could take the same path as DP's "Pirates XXX" did a few years ago.
The path of tremendous awesomness beyond reason.
Catch a glimpse at this:
So, let's all just hope this will see the light of day sometime. Too precious to stay a trailer and go the way of Worst Case Scenario...
At least the boys amongst you should know him (you ladies should, too, but I'm unfortunately not deciding this), and he probably is the only little, overweight, ugly MOFO you all would change places with anytime. Count me in.
Now word is on the streets that he has a new ambitious project going on, that could take the same path as DP's "Pirates XXX" did a few years ago.
The path of tremendous awesomness beyond reason.
Catch a glimpse at this:
So, let's all just hope this will see the light of day sometime. Too precious to stay a trailer and go the way of Worst Case Scenario...
Labels:
awesomedary,
Jeremy,
porn,
Ron,
Tron
Freitag, 28. Januar 2011
Movietime! -Alien Space Avenger-
Alien space avenger 1989
Some golden quotes to spice up your next birthday party:
-(getting handed a bottle o’ booze) „Yowser!“
-„You, broaden your mind, me, I’m minding my broad!”
-(Tremendous Dildo in hands, holding it like a gun) “How do you shoot this thing?” “You cock it.”
-(Entering hilarious 80s discotheque) “But what do we do?” “ Do what they do. Dance!”
-(Alien disguised as total hottie, to Jamie Gillis disguised as Jamie Gillis) “Now let’s make whoopie!”
-“Just do what space avenger would do!”
-(Broker, whilst getting blown by a prostitute) “Mr Dow Jones is about to explode!”
-“Eat death!”
Shitloads of creepy saxophone solos screaming Lost Boys all over, crazed Rock n’roll moves, a totally uninteresting framework about some comic artist, beautiful hairdos, shooting shotguns at spaceships, at exactely 30 minutes into the movie, the Lord of the Nerds shuffles through the picture, equipped with Star Trek style glasses made out of tinfoil, an drug deal going Mexican Standoff violently, cleaning weapons with tampons, Porn legend Jamie Gillis, screaming, shooting, Plutonium, a bodycount way beyond 60, a totally boozed out alien accidentally growing a hand for a dismembered foot, Weapons, a very “hot” sexscene, a beheaded alien choking a garbage man, at 64 minutes into the movie, the Lord of the Nerds reappears with even weirder headgear, a SixGun with appearantly a gazillion bullets, the heroine running over a parked car for absolutely no reason, a severed alien hand, regrowing a whole body INCLUDING trousers, the comicguy tonguing the girl that just puked out a bloody alien seconds ago, and in the last scene, a final appearance by our NerdLord, godlike as usual.
Alien space avenger is by far the best movie I have seen today.
Get it at T3:
Download Alien Space Avenger
Some golden quotes to spice up your next birthday party:
-(getting handed a bottle o’ booze) „Yowser!“
-„You, broaden your mind, me, I’m minding my broad!”
-(Tremendous Dildo in hands, holding it like a gun) “How do you shoot this thing?” “You cock it.”
-(Entering hilarious 80s discotheque) “But what do we do?” “ Do what they do. Dance!”
-(Alien disguised as total hottie, to Jamie Gillis disguised as Jamie Gillis) “Now let’s make whoopie!”
-“Just do what space avenger would do!”
-(Broker, whilst getting blown by a prostitute) “Mr Dow Jones is about to explode!”
-“Eat death!”
Shitloads of creepy saxophone solos screaming Lost Boys all over, crazed Rock n’roll moves, a totally uninteresting framework about some comic artist, beautiful hairdos, shooting shotguns at spaceships, at exactely 30 minutes into the movie, the Lord of the Nerds shuffles through the picture, equipped with Star Trek style glasses made out of tinfoil, an drug deal going Mexican Standoff violently, cleaning weapons with tampons, Porn legend Jamie Gillis, screaming, shooting, Plutonium, a bodycount way beyond 60, a totally boozed out alien accidentally growing a hand for a dismembered foot, Weapons, a very “hot” sexscene, a beheaded alien choking a garbage man, at 64 minutes into the movie, the Lord of the Nerds reappears with even weirder headgear, a SixGun with appearantly a gazillion bullets, the heroine running over a parked car for absolutely no reason, a severed alien hand, regrowing a whole body INCLUDING trousers, the comicguy tonguing the girl that just puked out a bloody alien seconds ago, and in the last scene, a final appearance by our NerdLord, godlike as usual.
Alien space avenger is by far the best movie I have seen today.
Get it at T3:
Download Alien Space Avenger
Donnerstag, 27. Januar 2011
Dienstag, 25. Januar 2011
Get yourself some beer
C'mon guys, next time you're going shopping: "Do it with style!"
DON'T FUCK UP MAH BEER NOW
DON'T FUCK UP MAH BEER NOW
Montag, 24. Januar 2011
Sonntag, 23. Januar 2011
Visual.
Fever Ray have been around for some time now, no reason not to celebrate them every waking second.
In my eyes the only Nick Cave cover that comes near to the original.
In my eyes the only Nick Cave cover that comes near to the original.
Grotste Lul Van 't Stad.
Everybody needs some movie he can totally identify with. IF this is such a movie for you, praise the Lord. May he have mercy on your soul.
EX DRUMMER
A word that strikes fear in the faint hearts of german Movieshop employees, probably exactly the movie your parents always warned you about. An exhausting odyssee for everyone involved, an instant classic and fi(r)st of all, an astonishing piece of art.
The plot circles around the live of three rather fucked up handicapped musicians from Oostende, Belgium, who desperately want to start a band. All they need is a drummer.
They come up with Dries, a sadistic, hyperintelligent guy who accepts their offer with the sole intention to study their social lowlife and bring further chaos into their braindead environment.
To not spoil the fun I can just say, he succeeds. Perhaps too much, perhaps exactely to the right extent.
Ex Drummer is not a movie to watch with your girlfriend on a saturday night, although the lovely character of Dikke Lul, singer of the Band Harry Mulisch, fucking a young lady AND himself to death with his Humungous Cock is something that sticks with you. When I come to think of it, you should watch this movie ESPECIALLY with your girlfriend on a saturday night.
The Feminists, our entourage of hatefilled belgian trailer trash, rehearsing the Devo classic, Mongoloid.
The unbelievably awesome Harry Mulisch band and their singer, Dikke Lul. Love them!
EX DRUMMER
A word that strikes fear in the faint hearts of german Movieshop employees, probably exactly the movie your parents always warned you about. An exhausting odyssee for everyone involved, an instant classic and fi(r)st of all, an astonishing piece of art.
The plot circles around the live of three rather fucked up handicapped musicians from Oostende, Belgium, who desperately want to start a band. All they need is a drummer.
They come up with Dries, a sadistic, hyperintelligent guy who accepts their offer with the sole intention to study their social lowlife and bring further chaos into their braindead environment.
To not spoil the fun I can just say, he succeeds. Perhaps too much, perhaps exactely to the right extent.
Ex Drummer is not a movie to watch with your girlfriend on a saturday night, although the lovely character of Dikke Lul, singer of the Band Harry Mulisch, fucking a young lady AND himself to death with his Humungous Cock is something that sticks with you. When I come to think of it, you should watch this movie ESPECIALLY with your girlfriend on a saturday night.
The Feminists, our entourage of hatefilled belgian trailer trash, rehearsing the Devo classic, Mongoloid.
The unbelievably awesome Harry Mulisch band and their singer, Dikke Lul. Love them!
Labels:
Belgium,
Devo,
Ex Drummer,
Herman Brusselmans,
Mongoloid,
Music
Freitag, 21. Januar 2011
The toten Crackhuren im Kofferraum
That's what she said.
Check out these cute girls from Berlin, tearing apart everything that has ever been cute by the means of electronic 80s fuckup whatever.
Check out these cute girls from Berlin, tearing apart everything that has ever been cute by the means of electronic 80s fuckup whatever.
Labels:
Crackhuren,
Electro,
Music,
TCHIK
Donnerstag, 20. Januar 2011
Dienstag, 18. Januar 2011
One of the last artists...and some real real bros!!!
!!!!They bring madness to a whore new level!!!!
Like them or die! The WhoreChurch on Facebook
And don't forget their doughebaggin flashin videos: TheWhoreChurch on Youtube
Samstag, 15. Januar 2011
Freitag, 14. Januar 2011
Hands up for Heather LaCroix!
The Amazon queen of all them chicks with guns. Be careful when you enter her realm. She might kill you a lot.
Donnerstag, 13. Januar 2011
Sober: Son Of a Bitch, Everything's Real
Gary busey.
A name that strikes fear into the hearts of even the toughest Mofos in the shack.
Gary Busey, actor, father, former cocaine addict, wordsmith and most of all, a madman if there ever was one.
His behaviour confuses the world since he started acting, his fear inducing grin was even too terrifying to be put on a wrestling mask, his Backronyms are LAW.
We proudly present: Gary Busey
So stay tuned and remember: Don't be swedish.
A name that strikes fear into the hearts of even the toughest Mofos in the shack.
Gary Busey, actor, father, former cocaine addict, wordsmith and most of all, a madman if there ever was one.
His behaviour confuses the world since he started acting, his fear inducing grin was even too terrifying to be put on a wrestling mask, his Backronyms are LAW.
We proudly present: Gary Busey
So stay tuned and remember: Don't be swedish.
Dienstag, 11. Januar 2011
Mittwoch, 5. Januar 2011
Here we are again.
We're both awfully sorry for our long absence, but being abducted by crazed nymphomanic russian cheerleaders from outerspace seldom let's space for mere earthly internet stuff. I know, there's no excuse, but try and waste some time again!
Russian Bungee - Version Freischwinger
Russian Bungee - Version Freischwinger
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