At least the boys amongst you should know him (you ladies should, too, but I'm unfortunately not deciding this), and he probably is the only little, overweight, ugly MOFO you all would change places with anytime. Count me in.
Now word is on the streets that he has a new ambitious project going on, that could take the same path as DP's "Pirates XXX" did a few years ago. The path of tremendous awesomness beyond reason.
Catch a glimpse at this:
So, let's all just hope this will see the light of day sometime. Too precious to stay a trailer and go the way of Worst Case Scenario...
Some golden quotes to spice up your next birthday party:
-(getting handed a bottle o’ booze) „Yowser!“ -„You, broaden your mind, me, I’m minding my broad!” -(Tremendous Dildo in hands, holding it like a gun) “How do you shoot this thing?” “You cock it.” -(Entering hilarious 80s discotheque) “But what do we do?” “ Do what they do. Dance!” -(Alien disguised as total hottie, to Jamie Gillis disguised as Jamie Gillis) “Now let’s make whoopie!” -“Just do what space avenger would do!” -(Broker, whilst getting blown by a prostitute) “Mr Dow Jones is about to explode!” -“Eat death!”
Shitloads of creepy saxophone solos screaming Lost Boys all over, crazed Rock n’roll moves, a totally uninteresting framework about some comic artist, beautiful hairdos, shooting shotguns at spaceships, at exactely 30 minutes into the movie, the Lord of the Nerds shuffles through the picture, equipped with Star Trek style glasses made out of tinfoil, an drug deal going Mexican Standoff violently, cleaning weapons with tampons, Porn legend Jamie Gillis, screaming, shooting, Plutonium, a bodycount way beyond 60, a totally boozed out alien accidentally growing a hand for a dismembered foot, Weapons, a very “hot” sexscene, a beheaded alien choking a garbage man, at 64 minutes into the movie, the Lord of the Nerds reappears with even weirder headgear, a SixGun with appearantly a gazillion bullets, the heroine running over a parked car for absolutely no reason, a severed alien hand, regrowing a whole body INCLUDING trousers, the comicguy tonguing the girl that just puked out a bloody alien seconds ago, and in the last scene, a final appearance by our NerdLord, godlike as usual.
Alien space avenger is by far the best movie I have seen today.
Everybody needs some movie he can totally identify with. IF this is such a movie for you, praise the Lord. May he have mercy on your soul.
EX DRUMMER
A word that strikes fear in the faint hearts of german Movieshop employees, probably exactly the movie your parents always warned you about. An exhausting odyssee for everyone involved, an instant classic and fi(r)st of all, an astonishing piece of art.
The plot circles around the live of three rather fucked up handicapped musicians from Oostende, Belgium, who desperately want to start a band. All they need is a drummer. They come up with Dries, a sadistic, hyperintelligent guy who accepts their offer with the sole intention to study their social lowlife and bring further chaos into their braindead environment. To not spoil the fun I can just say, he succeeds. Perhaps too much, perhaps exactely to the right extent.
Ex Drummer is not a movie to watch with your girlfriend on a saturday night, although the lovely character of Dikke Lul, singer of the Band Harry Mulisch, fucking a young lady AND himself to death with his Humungous Cock is something that sticks with you. When I come to think of it, you should watch this movie ESPECIALLY with your girlfriend on a saturday night.
The Feminists, our entourage of hatefilled belgian trailer trash, rehearsing the Devo classic, Mongoloid.
The unbelievably awesome Harry Mulisch band and their singer, Dikke Lul. Love them!
A name that strikes fear into the hearts of even the toughest Mofos in the shack. Gary Busey, actor, father, former cocaine addict, wordsmith and most of all, a madman if there ever was one. His behaviour confuses the world since he started acting, his fear inducing grin was even too terrifying to be put on a wrestling mask, his Backronyms are LAW. We proudly present: Gary Busey
We're both awfully sorry for our long absence, but being abducted by crazed nymphomanic russian cheerleaders from outerspace seldom let's space for mere earthly internet stuff. I know, there's no excuse, but try and waste some time again!
