Rules of Zombieland

#1 Cardio
#2 Double Tap
#3 Wear seatbelts
#4 Beware of Bathrooms
#5 No Attachments
#6 Cast Iron Skillet
#7 Travel Light
#8 Kill with efficiency
#9 Always work on your mexican wrestlingstyle
#10 Show no mercy, it's not your mom anymore
#11 Get a singlehanded steel crowbar
#12 Bounty paper towels
#13 Never get in close combat
#14 Shoot a amateur porn (It could be your last)
#15 Bowling Ball
#16 Support your local cinema
#17 (Don't) Be a hero
#18 Limber Up
#19 Get a kickass partner
#20 Don't swing low
#21 Avoid Strip Clubs
#22 When in doubt, know your way out
#23 Shoot first...why spend time for talking
#24 Twinkies don't last forever
#25 (Don't) Do the robot when in danger
#26 Just try to survive
#27 Pump up the volume
#28 Always carry a change of underwear
#29 The Buddy System
#30 It’s a marathon, not a sprint. Unless it is a sprint, then sprint
#31 Check the back seat
#32 Enjoy the little things
#33 Swiss Army knife