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Today it's time for a tribute to a real legend. Mr. Hulk Real American Hollywood Hogan!



Since Feb. 2011 there are some new safety guide lines. Please notice and in case of fire: "Do as we tell you!"

Serious.

Hop you little puppet!

Lick my plate, you dog dick!







Pure Moseley Manliness.

The biggest B.A.D.A.S.S. in the whole wide world

Is it a lion? No! Is it a shark? No! Is it a T-Rex? No!
FUCK YOU, it's a honey badger and he doesn't give a shit!!!
Slow mo bitches.

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Today it's time for some...ähm, well let's call it all on one action!

Seriously...WTF?

Best sport ever!

If this doesn't set your cock on fire, nothing will.

Movietime! - My soul to take -

Wes Craven at his best. Beauty in it's purest form.



Nothing innovative, nothing new, nothing surprising, feels like A nightmare on Elm street revisited(it even has a feels like home moment in a steamy Pool filter room), Emily Meade, typical teen stereotypes, fitting score, unnecessarily good actors, blood, knives, woods, schizophreniac killers, Emily Meade, the protagonist is the killers son bla bla, soulshifting, the best condor scene ever, a TOTALLY UNEXPECTED end, then a TOTALLY UNEXPECTED twist, then a TOTALLY UNEXPECTED end again, Emily Meade.



All in all exactly what you would expect from a teen slasher by Wes Craven and nothing else. Loved it to bits.

Did I metion Emily Meade?

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Let them fly!


I don't know what this is about, but she's pretty hot!

Oh Israel.

And again, how could I resist?

Oh Emily Browning.

How could I resist?

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This is our newest category. Every monday, hardest action, best moves, blood, sweat and a'lot more...comprende???? Grab some nachos and enjoy!
So let's get it on!
The first video is one of my favourite. The most stunning finishing moves you've ever luchadores 4 live!

Movietime! -Meatball Machine-

Some splatterpunk weirdness.



While Japan sometimes brings us splendid artsy pieces of weirdness like Tetsuo: The iron man, which may be considered art, or Crash by Venus, which may be considered porn (Or something in that direction), this movie has absolutely nothing to do with that.
It's just the usual collection of saturday morning material:
Some bizzare mutant fight club roaming the streets of some japanese suburb, (kinda) exploding children, blood, typical japanese sex fantasies (including shitloads of tentacles), malfunctional electro spears, aggressive transvestites, a beautiful lovestory, smegma covered parasites, abusive fathers, BUYA! impressive weaponry, some mutant apparently fucking ITSELF inside a girls stomach, drilled out eyes, mutilation parties, cannibalism, revenge, a businessman wrapped in metal and used as a weapon, Evil Dead laughing effects, one last giant pallic gun emerging from a chest, a touching final dialogue between two alien parasites and probably everything else you can imagine.

No must see, but entertaining enough.



Go Go Power Rangers! And thx to you guys over at the whore church for reminding me of this flick!

HE IS THE GREAT CORNHOLIO!

...and he needs TP for his bunghole.

SLAP SLAP SLAP POUND UP DOWN SNAP

You don't know what I'm talking about? Check this out little P.U.S.S.Y.!!!



Didn't get it??? Ok, let's do it one more time!


THE DEATH SET is our new favourit australian band. Three guys rockin da shit out of you...that's maybe they would tell you and so do we! If they're in town buy a ticket and, hell yeah, watch them live.



BTW, this is my favourite picture! Mothafuckin' DEATHSET!

Photos via elsewhere and THEDEATHSET

OU....What happened last night?

That's what she said!