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Montag, 2. November 2009
Samstag, 31. Oktober 2009
The Worst Case Raaphort Wagner Award... #1!
Just in time for a nice and gory Halloween eve we'd like to give out the first actual Worst Case Raaphort Wagner Award (As you might remember the last one was more a medal of honor for the Maestro R. Raaphorst, the glorious namegiver for this project).
And the winner is....
Zombie Lake!
This piece of movie history is one of the first attempts to introduce our worst enemy of all time, the NAZI ZOMBIES into the business. It's a franco-spanish production from 1981 what's usually very promising in this genre of sleaze and so you can expect the following gruesome features...
- LOTS of rotting, slowly creeping, bloodthirsty and mean Nazi Zombies
- Probably one of the worst makeup jobs in Zombie-movie history
- Again LOTS of naked girls, including one WHOLE female handball team being eaten by these dead aryan guys while skinny dipping in famous Zombie Lake
- Raunchy italian-style softsex-scenes
- A little girl befriending with one handsome WWII general with green in his face, even giving a bowl of blood to the poor hungry guy (!)
- Howard Vernon, AKA the awful Dr. Mabuse...huh...creeps me out...
All these points considered, it's a clear case: This movie must be by all of you!
(As I'm a lucky guy, the movie just popped up on the allmighty Tracker as if they knew we was gonna award it... fate)
Get it!
Zombie Lake
And the winner is....
Zombie Lake!
This piece of movie history is one of the first attempts to introduce our worst enemy of all time, the NAZI ZOMBIES into the business. It's a franco-spanish production from 1981 what's usually very promising in this genre of sleaze and so you can expect the following gruesome features...
- LOTS of rotting, slowly creeping, bloodthirsty and mean Nazi Zombies
- Probably one of the worst makeup jobs in Zombie-movie history
- Again LOTS of naked girls, including one WHOLE female handball team being eaten by these dead aryan guys while skinny dipping in famous Zombie Lake
- Raunchy italian-style softsex-scenes
- A little girl befriending with one handsome WWII general with green in his face, even giving a bowl of blood to the poor hungry guy (!)
- Howard Vernon, AKA the awful Dr. Mabuse...huh...creeps me out...
All these points considered, it's a clear case: This movie must be by all of you!
(As I'm a lucky guy, the movie just popped up on the allmighty Tracker as if they knew we was gonna award it... fate)
Get it!
Zombie Lake
Mittwoch, 28. Oktober 2009
Movietime! >The Evil dead Trilogy<
Evil dead
Evil dead II
Hoho, time for some real classic doublefeature.
Sometimes, when I am in a good mood, I grab my blanket, cook up some grog and hot chocolate, turn out the lights and take out my holy DVD set of The Evil Dead. There it goes into the player and I'm all smiles for aproximately three hours. The reason? I don't know.
Watching the evil dead movies (I only speak about the first two, army of darkness is fun, but more the get-fucked-up-with-friends-and-beer sort of movie, not the feels-like-coming-home-drinking-hot-chocolate-thing) is more like a spiritual experience to me. Over the years I saw each of them like a gazillion times and never got tired of yelling "Hey, repeat that scene!" or "Let's watch the first one again, sun's not up yet."
Every scene is burned into my brain like my own name, I watched every interview with the crew, read everything there is to read about the films (The bible is so yesterday, get your copy of The Evil Dead Companion!) and so on. You know what I mean, I adore these films, and you should, too.
I won't say anything about the story here, except that there ARE zombies, stupid twens and odd camera races. You gotta watch and enjoy them yourselves.
The links above will lead you to probably the most complete collection concerning the movies. There are interviews, behind the scenes footage, TV comercials and everything else you ever wanted to see when it comes to the evil dead.
(Naturally to be found on THE TRACKER! Thanks a lot dear Kinkyqueen!)
Another thing you should definitely have in your collection is this:
Evil dead - The musical!
May I quote some of them lyrics:
"What the fuck was that?
Your sister has turned into a zombie...
What the fuck was that?
Your girlfriend was a demon, too!
What the fuck was that?
She just ripped my pre-ripped Abercrombie...
What the fuck was that?
I got some Shelley on my shoes!"
Lovely? Lovely!
Evil dead II
Hoho, time for some real classic doublefeature.
Sometimes, when I am in a good mood, I grab my blanket, cook up some grog and hot chocolate, turn out the lights and take out my holy DVD set of The Evil Dead. There it goes into the player and I'm all smiles for aproximately three hours. The reason? I don't know.
Watching the evil dead movies (I only speak about the first two, army of darkness is fun, but more the get-fucked-up-with-friends-and-beer sort of movie, not the feels-like-coming-home-drinking-hot-chocolate-thing) is more like a spiritual experience to me. Over the years I saw each of them like a gazillion times and never got tired of yelling "Hey, repeat that scene!" or "Let's watch the first one again, sun's not up yet."
Every scene is burned into my brain like my own name, I watched every interview with the crew, read everything there is to read about the films (The bible is so yesterday, get your copy of The Evil Dead Companion!) and so on. You know what I mean, I adore these films, and you should, too.
I won't say anything about the story here, except that there ARE zombies, stupid twens and odd camera races. You gotta watch and enjoy them yourselves.
The links above will lead you to probably the most complete collection concerning the movies. There are interviews, behind the scenes footage, TV comercials and everything else you ever wanted to see when it comes to the evil dead.
(Naturally to be found on THE TRACKER! Thanks a lot dear Kinkyqueen!)
Another thing you should definitely have in your collection is this:
Evil dead - The musical!
May I quote some of them lyrics:
"What the fuck was that?
Your sister has turned into a zombie...
What the fuck was that?
Your girlfriend was a demon, too!
What the fuck was that?
She just ripped my pre-ripped Abercrombie...
What the fuck was that?
I got some Shelley on my shoes!"
Lovely? Lovely!
Dienstag, 27. Oktober 2009
Get trackered today.
As you all should know, real Lucha Lubricante veterans dig trash, sleaze and the olde B-movie madness in general. We are no exception.
To give you a little look at what expects you if you hang with us, take a close look at the nerve-bashing TRACKER of the unholy ZAERC!
Tracker 3
It is highly recommended to download everything that comes on at least once, twice is better, as always...
In case you are afraid of all the mere crap presented to you on the TRACKER, don't panic:
We here at the Jesus Wagner FUBAR HQ watch/listen to/read/consume every piece of shocking garbage that comes on and will, as far as we survive, give you detailed comments on the most interesting uploads!
On second thought, better not come near the TRACKER, torrent business might be illegal in some places on this here planet, and especially these torrents might be bad for your health. DON'T DOWNLOAD!
The Doc
To give you a little look at what expects you if you hang with us, take a close look at the nerve-bashing TRACKER of the unholy ZAERC!
Tracker 3
It is highly recommended to download everything that comes on at least once, twice is better, as always...
In case you are afraid of all the mere crap presented to you on the TRACKER, don't panic:
We here at the Jesus Wagner FUBAR HQ watch/listen to/read/consume every piece of shocking garbage that comes on and will, as far as we survive, give you detailed comments on the most interesting uploads!
On second thought, better not come near the TRACKER, torrent business might be illegal in some places on this here planet, and especially these torrents might be bad for your health. DON'T DOWNLOAD!
The Doc
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