Ultimate-Christmas-Presents-della-Lucha

Hey little suckers....allready got your presents on your back?
Here's what Dr. Wagner would buy!

#1: You like the smell of coffee in the morning?Now you can smell Dr. Wagner coffee!


#2: Want something to eat for breakfast and to join your delicious lucha coffee?Feel free to make yourself some cupcakes....lucha style!


#3: After a perfect start of the day you wanna hit the toilet?But not without a nice read! IMAGE COMICS Lucha Libre


#4: Now tie your shoes and get ready for ultimate training!


#5: Don't forget your gymbag!


#6: There's only one hoody to wear if you train like a real wrestlingstar!


#7: Damn what time is it?Hell yeah time for workout!


#8: After a awesome day of lucha training you're feeling really hungry?Let's do it!


Any questions?Now get out and catch some presents!May Dr. Waagner bless you and feliz Navidad.

The Worst Case Raaphort Wagner Award... #1!

Just in time for a nice and gory Halloween eve we'd like to give out the first actual Worst Case Raaphort Wagner Award (As you might remember the last one was more a medal of honor for the Maestro R. Raaphorst, the glorious namegiver for this project).
And the winner is....



Zombie Lake!

This piece of movie history is one of the first attempts to introduce our worst enemy of all time, the NAZI ZOMBIES into the business. It's a franco-spanish production from 1981 what's usually very promising in this genre of sleaze and so you can expect the following gruesome features...

- LOTS of rotting, slowly creeping, bloodthirsty and mean Nazi Zombies
- Probably one of the worst makeup jobs in Zombie-movie history
- Again LOTS of naked girls, including one WHOLE female handball team being eaten by these dead aryan guys while skinny dipping in famous Zombie Lake
- Raunchy italian-style softsex-scenes
- A little girl befriending with one handsome WWII general with green in his face, even giving a bowl of blood to the poor hungry guy (!)
- Howard Vernon, AKA the awful Dr. Mabuse...huh...creeps me out...

All these points considered, it's a clear case: This movie must be by all of you!
(As I'm a lucky guy, the movie just popped up on the allmighty Tracker as if they knew we was gonna award it... fate)

Get it!
Zombie Lake

Ultimate-Weekend-Online-Game

Check it out!!!
Dr. Wagner approved wrestling game

The Kinski

Many people hate him, the rest loves him. Fact is Kinski is great, perhaps because of his blood relationship with El grande Dr. Wagner, but most probably because of the awesome movies he made, the amazing theater he played and everything else he did. What was mainly yelling at people or getting on their nerves some other way.
As I said, a great man.

Here you get some special Kinski goodness, a poem by Villon, fantastically performed by the Maestro Kinsko.
Snatch it!

Jesus Wagner FUBAR Crew Survivalguide

If hell is full, the end is near and doom raises for the big slaughtering there's only one person manifesting the whole world's manpower who can save us all. He will save mother earth and fists the bunch of ugly creatures back to hell.
We proudly present your godhead, the slayer of all evil:

DR. WAGNER

Dr Wagner, last boy scout.

Additionally to watching some neat cheek to cheek dancing in the ring you are hereby invited to kneel down in awe before the ultimate awesomeness of LA MISTICA!

For those of you who are not into pain-in-the-guts-for-Dr-Wagners-opponents, but are open for some godly sign of fuckin yeah, what definitely is LA MISTICA, just jump to second 0:50...

Enjoy it from the distance until he does it to you in front of your parents. 

Be sure he will.

Erste Amtshandlung: Die unregelmäßige Verleihung des "Worst Case Raaphorst Wagner Award"

In the future this award will go to Persons or corporations who contribute to the great and mentally deficient theme of Nazi Zombies in works of fiction OR non-fiction.
Our attention goes mainly to the following criteria:
- Incoherent OR coherent use of mentioned Zombie minority concerning plot and basic idea
- Political uncorrectness
- Disregard of historical facts given

All these criteria included in your work, your chances of becoming the next holder of our famous "Worst Case Raaphorst Wagner award" grow exorbitantly.
The name of the award was created in honor of the great and underrated dutch réalisateur Richard Raaphorst and our beloved idol, the one and onion Dr. Wagner, world's only hope against the army of Nazi zombies waiting at the gates of Ingolstadt, Bavaria.

Therefore this first award, or better this founding trophy, goes to maestro Richard Raaphorst and his movie "Worst case scenario" unfortunately canelled because of financial problems. But there is hope...Frankensteins Army is approaching...

Sincerely yours,
The Jesus Wagner FUBAR Crew

In honor of the great & onion Dr. Wagner

Wir sind da, ihr habt es so gewollt!!! In Zukunft werdet ihr durch uns, a hungry horde of wild NaziZombies and the holy ghost of Dr. Wagner (always present) belästigenderweise educated über alles was ihr niemals wissen wolltet.
Welcome to our faily frickin world of nonsense and disaster...

It's GoGo, not CryCry...Bitches!