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Samstag, 31. Oktober 2009

The Worst Case Raaphort Wagner Award... #1!

Just in time for a nice and gory Halloween eve we'd like to give out the first actual Worst Case Raaphort Wagner Award (As you might remember the last one was more a medal of honor for the Maestro R. Raaphorst, the glorious namegiver for this project).
And the winner is....



Zombie Lake!

This piece of movie history is one of the first attempts to introduce our worst enemy of all time, the NAZI ZOMBIES into the business. It's a franco-spanish production from 1981 what's usually very promising in this genre of sleaze and so you can expect the following gruesome features...

- LOTS of rotting, slowly creeping, bloodthirsty and mean Nazi Zombies
- Probably one of the worst makeup jobs in Zombie-movie history
- Again LOTS of naked girls, including one WHOLE female handball team being eaten by these dead aryan guys while skinny dipping in famous Zombie Lake
- Raunchy italian-style softsex-scenes
- A little girl befriending with one handsome WWII general with green in his face, even giving a bowl of blood to the poor hungry guy (!)
- Howard Vernon, AKA the awful Dr. Mabuse...huh...creeps me out...

All these points considered, it's a clear case: This movie must be by all of you!
(As I'm a lucky guy, the movie just popped up on the allmighty Tracker as if they knew we was gonna award it... fate)

Get it!
Zombie Lake

Sonntag, 25. Oktober 2009

Erste Amtshandlung: Die unregelmäßige Verleihung des "Worst Case Raaphorst Wagner Award"


In the future this award will go to Persons or corporations who contribute to the great and mentally deficient theme of Nazi Zombies in works of fiction OR non-fiction.
Our attention goes mainly to the following criteria:
- Incoherent OR coherent use of mentioned Zombie minority concerning plot and basic idea
- Political uncorrectness
- Disregard of historical facts given

All these criteria included in your work, your chances of becoming the next holder of our famous "Worst Case Raaphorst Wagner award" grow exorbitantly.
The name of the award was created in honor of the great and underrated dutch réalisateur Richard Raaphorst and our beloved idol, the one and onion Dr. Wagner, world's only hope against the army of Nazi zombies waiting at the gates of Ingolstadt, Bavaria.

Therefore this first award, or better this founding trophy, goes to maestro Richard Raaphorst and his movie "Worst case scenario" unfortunately canelled because of financial problems. But there is hope...Frankensteins Army is approaching...

Sincerely yours,
The Jesus Wagner FUBAR Crew