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Samstag, 12. Dezember 2009

#1 Zombie-Movietime-Award

Hell yeah we got our first winner:


You wanna know why? Cause it's a fuckin' awesome movie or let's say: "Time to nut up or shut up!"
So what do we got? OK here's the deal!
It's 30% zombies in their whole variety,...



20% for Thallahassee and his all purpose quotes,...



and 50% of rules to follow!!!!
(Don't panic, you'll get them in a seperate post....yes all of them, all 33 rules of Zombieland)

For those of you little pussys who ask themselves right now:"What the hell?That's all?"
Of course not, here's the joker!A 100% bonus goes out for: Emma Stone!!!

Montag, 2. November 2009

The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon

Guess what, this is happening.





Mittwoch, 28. Oktober 2009

Movietime! >The Evil dead Trilogy<

Evil dead

Evil dead II

Hoho, time for some real classic doublefeature.
Sometimes, when I am in a good mood, I grab my blanket, cook up some grog and hot chocolate, turn out the lights and take out my holy DVD set of The Evil Dead. There it goes into the player and I'm all smiles for aproximately three hours. The reason? I don't know.
Watching the evil dead movies (I only speak about the first two, army of darkness is fun, but more the get-fucked-up-with-friends-and-beer sort of movie, not the feels-like-coming-home-drinking-hot-chocolate-thing) is more like a spiritual experience to me. Over the years I saw each of them like a gazillion times and never got tired of yelling "Hey, repeat that scene!" or "Let's watch the first one again, sun's not up yet."
Every scene is burned into my brain like my own name, I watched every interview with the crew, read everything there is to read about the films (The bible is so yesterday, get your copy of The Evil Dead Companion!) and so on. You know what I mean, I adore these films, and you should, too.
I won't say anything about the story here, except that there ARE zombies, stupid twens and odd camera races. You gotta watch and enjoy them yourselves.
The links above will lead you to probably the most complete collection concerning the movies. There are interviews, behind the scenes footage, TV comercials and everything else you ever wanted to see when it comes to the evil dead.
(Naturally to be found on THE TRACKER! Thanks a lot dear Kinkyqueen!)




Another thing you should definitely have in your collection is this:
Evil dead - The musical!

May I quote some of them lyrics:

"What the fuck was that?
Your sister has turned into a zombie...
What the fuck was that?
Your girlfriend was a demon, too!
What the fuck was that?
She just ripped my pre-ripped Abercrombie...
What the fuck was that?
I got some Shelley on my shoes!"

Lovely? Lovely!

Dienstag, 27. Oktober 2009

Movietime! >Rituals from 1977<

Rituals

Alright, let's take a look at this...
We have:
5 close childhood friends (All of them docs like old me) out for a nice weekend trip in the canadian backwoods.
Mysteeeeeeeerious events like missing shoes, strange lights and sound from the dark.
One typical "I'll go and get help, you wait here for me" situation...priceless.
SPOILER!
One disgusting sonovabitch doctor-slaughtering-vietnam-malpractise freak who does everything to scare our poor, poor fellow doctores.
Ok, sound like another senseless but nontheless neccessary Deliverance rip-off, and most of the time, especially in the first half, it is. But it feels surprisingly good!
I don't know what exactly happened to my brain when I watched this movie, but I started to like it mucho and I think I still do...
The atmosphere is solid most of the time, creepy at the best parts and eerie throughout the whole movie. We have nerve tingling survival horror in the rapids of the whatever river (did I mention Deliverance?), a long and mean end, a killer who stays hidden most of the time and almost surrealistic near death hiking fun through beautiful nature sets!
Loved the movie, watch it.


Our heroes before...


...and after vietnam-malpractise-revenge-action.

Ah, and please appreciate the awesome acting of Robin Gammel, he kicks ass in this movie.

Get trackered today.

As you all should know, real Lucha Lubricante veterans dig trash, sleaze and the olde B-movie madness in general. We are no exception.
To give you a little look at what expects you if you hang with us, take a close look at the nerve-bashing TRACKER of the unholy ZAERC!

Tracker 3

It is highly recommended to download everything that comes on at least once, twice is better, as always...
In case you are afraid of all the mere crap presented to you on the TRACKER, don't panic:
We here at the Jesus Wagner FUBAR HQ watch/listen to/read/consume every piece of shocking garbage that comes on and will, as far as we survive, give you detailed comments on the most interesting uploads!

On second thought, better not come near the TRACKER, torrent business might be illegal in some places on this here planet, and especially these torrents might be bad for your health. DON'T DOWNLOAD!

The Doc