Servus, I'm a zombie!

Eat my Lederhosn!!!

Rules of Zombieland

#1 Cardio
#2 Double Tap
#3 Wear seatbelts
#4 Beware of Bathrooms
#5 No Attachments
#6 Cast Iron Skillet
#7 Travel Light
#8 Kill with efficiency
#9 Always work on your mexican wrestlingstyle
#10 Show no mercy, it's not your mom anymore
#11 Get a singlehanded steel crowbar
#12 Bounty paper towels
#13 Never get in close combat
#14 Shoot a amateur porn (It could be your last)
#15 Bowling Ball
#16 Support your local cinema
#17 (Don't) Be a hero
#18 Limber Up
#19 Get a kickass partner
#20 Don't swing low
#21 Avoid Strip Clubs
#22 When in doubt, know your way out
#23 Shoot first...why spend time for talking
#24 Twinkies don't last forever
#25 (Don't) Do the robot when in danger
#26 Just try to survive
#27 Pump up the volume
#28 Always carry a change of underwear
#29 The Buddy System
#30 It’s a marathon, not a sprint. Unless it is a sprint, then sprint
#31 Check the back seat
#32 Enjoy the little things
#33 Swiss Army knife

#1 Zombie-Movietime-Award

Hell yeah we got our first winner:


You wanna know why? Cause it's a fuckin' awesome movie or let's say: "Time to nut up or shut up!"
So what do we got? OK here's the deal!
It's 30% zombies in their whole variety,...



20% for Thallahassee and his all purpose quotes,...



and 50% of rules to follow!!!!
(Don't panic, you'll get them in a seperate post....yes all of them, all 33 rules of Zombieland)

For those of you little pussys who ask themselves right now:"What the hell?That's all?"
Of course not, here's the joker!A 100% bonus goes out for: Emma Stone!!!