Since Feb. 2011 there are some new safety guide lines. Please notice and in case of fire: "Do as we tell you!"
Montag, 28. Februar 2011
Monster-Monday-Wrestling-Brawls
Today it's time for a tribute to a real legend. Mr. Hulk Real American Hollywood Hogan!
Since Feb. 2011 there are some new safety guide lines. Please notice and in case of fire: "Do as we tell you!"
Since Feb. 2011 there are some new safety guide lines. Please notice and in case of fire: "Do as we tell you!"
Mittwoch, 23. Februar 2011
Dienstag, 22. Februar 2011
Montag, 21. Februar 2011
The biggest B.A.D.A.S.S. in the whole wide world
Is it a lion? No! Is it a shark? No! Is it a T-Rex? No!
FUCK YOU, it's a honey badger and he doesn't give a shit!!!
Slow mo bitches.
FUCK YOU, it's a honey badger and he doesn't give a shit!!!
Slow mo bitches.
Monster-Monday-Wrestling-Brawls
Today it's time for some...ähm, well let's call it all on one action!
Samstag, 19. Februar 2011
Donnerstag, 17. Februar 2011
Movietime! - My soul to take -
Wes Craven at his best. Beauty in it's purest form.
Nothing innovative, nothing new, nothing surprising, feels like A nightmare on Elm street revisited(it even has a feels like home moment in a steamy Pool filter room), Emily Meade, typical teen stereotypes, fitting score, unnecessarily good actors, blood, knives, woods, schizophreniac killers, Emily Meade, the protagonist is the killers son bla bla, soulshifting, the best condor scene ever, a TOTALLY UNEXPECTED end, then a TOTALLY UNEXPECTED twist, then a TOTALLY UNEXPECTED end again, Emily Meade.
All in all exactly what you would expect from a teen slasher by Wes Craven and nothing else. Loved it to bits.
Did I metion Emily Meade?
Nothing innovative, nothing new, nothing surprising, feels like A nightmare on Elm street revisited(it even has a feels like home moment in a steamy Pool filter room), Emily Meade, typical teen stereotypes, fitting score, unnecessarily good actors, blood, knives, woods, schizophreniac killers, Emily Meade, the protagonist is the killers son bla bla, soulshifting, the best condor scene ever, a TOTALLY UNEXPECTED end, then a TOTALLY UNEXPECTED twist, then a TOTALLY UNEXPECTED end again, Emily Meade.
All in all exactly what you would expect from a teen slasher by Wes Craven and nothing else. Loved it to bits.
Did I metion Emily Meade?
Dienstag, 15. Februar 2011
Mittwoch, 9. Februar 2011
Montag, 7. Februar 2011
Monster-Monday-Wrestling-Brawls
This is our newest category. Every monday, hardest action, best moves, blood, sweat and a'lot more...comprende???? Grab some nachos and enjoy!
So let's get it on!
The first video is one of my favourite. The most stunning finishing moves you've ever luchadores 4 live!
So let's get it on!
The first video is one of my favourite. The most stunning finishing moves you've ever luchadores 4 live!
Samstag, 5. Februar 2011
Movietime! -Meatball Machine-
Some splatterpunk weirdness.
While Japan sometimes brings us splendid artsy pieces of weirdness like Tetsuo: The iron man, which may be considered art, or Crash by Venus, which may be considered porn (Or something in that direction), this movie has absolutely nothing to do with that.
It's just the usual collection of saturday morning material:
Some bizzare mutant fight club roaming the streets of some japanese suburb, (kinda) exploding children, blood, typical japanese sex fantasies (including shitloads of tentacles), malfunctional electro spears, aggressive transvestites, a beautiful lovestory, smegma covered parasites, abusive fathers, BUYA! impressive weaponry, some mutant apparently fucking ITSELF inside a girls stomach, drilled out eyes, mutilation parties, cannibalism, revenge, a businessman wrapped in metal and used as a weapon, Evil Dead laughing effects, one last giant pallic gun emerging from a chest, a touching final dialogue between two alien parasites and probably everything else you can imagine.
No must see, but entertaining enough.
Go Go Power Rangers! And thx to you guys over at the whore church for reminding me of this flick!
While Japan sometimes brings us splendid artsy pieces of weirdness like Tetsuo: The iron man, which may be considered art, or Crash by Venus, which may be considered porn (Or something in that direction), this movie has absolutely nothing to do with that.
It's just the usual collection of saturday morning material:
Some bizzare mutant fight club roaming the streets of some japanese suburb, (kinda) exploding children, blood, typical japanese sex fantasies (including shitloads of tentacles), malfunctional electro spears, aggressive transvestites, a beautiful lovestory, smegma covered parasites, abusive fathers, BUYA! impressive weaponry, some mutant apparently fucking ITSELF inside a girls stomach, drilled out eyes, mutilation parties, cannibalism, revenge, a businessman wrapped in metal and used as a weapon, Evil Dead laughing effects, one last giant pallic gun emerging from a chest, a touching final dialogue between two alien parasites and probably everything else you can imagine.
No must see, but entertaining enough.
Go Go Power Rangers! And thx to you guys over at the whore church for reminding me of this flick!
Donnerstag, 3. Februar 2011
SLAP SLAP SLAP POUND UP DOWN SNAP
You don't know what I'm talking about? Check this out little P.U.S.S.Y.!!!
Didn't get it??? Ok, let's do it one more time!
THE DEATH SET is our new favourit australian band. Three guys rockin da shit out of you...that's maybe they would tell you and so do we! If they're in town buy a ticket and, hell yeah, watch them live.
BTW, this is my favourite picture! Mothafuckin' DEATHSET!
Didn't get it??? Ok, let's do it one more time!
THE DEATH SET is our new favourit australian band. Three guys rockin da shit out of you...that's maybe they would tell you and so do we! If they're in town buy a ticket and, hell yeah, watch them live.
BTW, this is my favourite picture! Mothafuckin' DEATHSET!
Photos via elsewhere and THEDEATHSET
Samstag, 29. Januar 2011
He probably did your daughter, too. And now he goes all bits and bytes!
I'm talking about the man, Ron Jeremy, of course.
At least the boys amongst you should know him (you ladies should, too, but I'm unfortunately not deciding this), and he probably is the only little, overweight, ugly MOFO you all would change places with anytime. Count me in.
Now word is on the streets that he has a new ambitious project going on, that could take the same path as DP's "Pirates XXX" did a few years ago.
The path of tremendous awesomness beyond reason.
Catch a glimpse at this:
So, let's all just hope this will see the light of day sometime. Too precious to stay a trailer and go the way of Worst Case Scenario...
At least the boys amongst you should know him (you ladies should, too, but I'm unfortunately not deciding this), and he probably is the only little, overweight, ugly MOFO you all would change places with anytime. Count me in.
Now word is on the streets that he has a new ambitious project going on, that could take the same path as DP's "Pirates XXX" did a few years ago.
The path of tremendous awesomness beyond reason.
Catch a glimpse at this:
So, let's all just hope this will see the light of day sometime. Too precious to stay a trailer and go the way of Worst Case Scenario...
Freitag, 28. Januar 2011
Movietime! -Alien Space Avenger-
Alien space avenger 1989
Some golden quotes to spice up your next birthday party:
-(getting handed a bottle o’ booze) „Yowser!“
-„You, broaden your mind, me, I’m minding my broad!”
-(Tremendous Dildo in hands, holding it like a gun) “How do you shoot this thing?” “You cock it.”
-(Entering hilarious 80s discotheque) “But what do we do?” “ Do what they do. Dance!”
-(Alien disguised as total hottie, to Jamie Gillis disguised as Jamie Gillis) “Now let’s make whoopie!”
-“Just do what space avenger would do!”
-(Broker, whilst getting blown by a prostitute) “Mr Dow Jones is about to explode!”
-“Eat death!”
Shitloads of creepy saxophone solos screaming Lost Boys all over, crazed Rock n’roll moves, a totally uninteresting framework about some comic artist, beautiful hairdos, shooting shotguns at spaceships, at exactely 30 minutes into the movie, the Lord of the Nerds shuffles through the picture, equipped with Star Trek style glasses made out of tinfoil, an drug deal going Mexican Standoff violently, cleaning weapons with tampons, Porn legend Jamie Gillis, screaming, shooting, Plutonium, a bodycount way beyond 60, a totally boozed out alien accidentally growing a hand for a dismembered foot, Weapons, a very “hot” sexscene, a beheaded alien choking a garbage man, at 64 minutes into the movie, the Lord of the Nerds reappears with even weirder headgear, a SixGun with appearantly a gazillion bullets, the heroine running over a parked car for absolutely no reason, a severed alien hand, regrowing a whole body INCLUDING trousers, the comicguy tonguing the girl that just puked out a bloody alien seconds ago, and in the last scene, a final appearance by our NerdLord, godlike as usual.
Alien space avenger is by far the best movie I have seen today.
Get it at T3:
Download Alien Space Avenger
Some golden quotes to spice up your next birthday party:
-(getting handed a bottle o’ booze) „Yowser!“
-„You, broaden your mind, me, I’m minding my broad!”
-(Tremendous Dildo in hands, holding it like a gun) “How do you shoot this thing?” “You cock it.”
-(Entering hilarious 80s discotheque) “But what do we do?” “ Do what they do. Dance!”
-(Alien disguised as total hottie, to Jamie Gillis disguised as Jamie Gillis) “Now let’s make whoopie!”
-“Just do what space avenger would do!”
-(Broker, whilst getting blown by a prostitute) “Mr Dow Jones is about to explode!”
-“Eat death!”
Shitloads of creepy saxophone solos screaming Lost Boys all over, crazed Rock n’roll moves, a totally uninteresting framework about some comic artist, beautiful hairdos, shooting shotguns at spaceships, at exactely 30 minutes into the movie, the Lord of the Nerds shuffles through the picture, equipped with Star Trek style glasses made out of tinfoil, an drug deal going Mexican Standoff violently, cleaning weapons with tampons, Porn legend Jamie Gillis, screaming, shooting, Plutonium, a bodycount way beyond 60, a totally boozed out alien accidentally growing a hand for a dismembered foot, Weapons, a very “hot” sexscene, a beheaded alien choking a garbage man, at 64 minutes into the movie, the Lord of the Nerds reappears with even weirder headgear, a SixGun with appearantly a gazillion bullets, the heroine running over a parked car for absolutely no reason, a severed alien hand, regrowing a whole body INCLUDING trousers, the comicguy tonguing the girl that just puked out a bloody alien seconds ago, and in the last scene, a final appearance by our NerdLord, godlike as usual.
Alien space avenger is by far the best movie I have seen today.
Get it at T3:
Download Alien Space Avenger
Donnerstag, 27. Januar 2011
Dienstag, 25. Januar 2011
Get yourself some beer
C'mon guys, next time you're going shopping: "Do it with style!"
DON'T FUCK UP MAH BEER NOW
DON'T FUCK UP MAH BEER NOW
Montag, 24. Januar 2011
Sonntag, 23. Januar 2011
Visual.
Fever Ray have been around for some time now, no reason not to celebrate them every waking second.
In my eyes the only Nick Cave cover that comes near to the original.
In my eyes the only Nick Cave cover that comes near to the original.
Grotste Lul Van 't Stad.
Everybody needs some movie he can totally identify with. IF this is such a movie for you, praise the Lord. May he have mercy on your soul.
EX DRUMMER
A word that strikes fear in the faint hearts of german Movieshop employees, probably exactly the movie your parents always warned you about. An exhausting odyssee for everyone involved, an instant classic and fi(r)st of all, an astonishing piece of art.
The plot circles around the live of three rather fucked up handicapped musicians from Oostende, Belgium, who desperately want to start a band. All they need is a drummer.
They come up with Dries, a sadistic, hyperintelligent guy who accepts their offer with the sole intention to study their social lowlife and bring further chaos into their braindead environment.
To not spoil the fun I can just say, he succeeds. Perhaps too much, perhaps exactely to the right extent.
Ex Drummer is not a movie to watch with your girlfriend on a saturday night, although the lovely character of Dikke Lul, singer of the Band Harry Mulisch, fucking a young lady AND himself to death with his Humungous Cock is something that sticks with you. When I come to think of it, you should watch this movie ESPECIALLY with your girlfriend on a saturday night.
The Feminists, our entourage of hatefilled belgian trailer trash, rehearsing the Devo classic, Mongoloid.
The unbelievably awesome Harry Mulisch band and their singer, Dikke Lul. Love them!
EX DRUMMER
A word that strikes fear in the faint hearts of german Movieshop employees, probably exactly the movie your parents always warned you about. An exhausting odyssee for everyone involved, an instant classic and fi(r)st of all, an astonishing piece of art.
The plot circles around the live of three rather fucked up handicapped musicians from Oostende, Belgium, who desperately want to start a band. All they need is a drummer.
They come up with Dries, a sadistic, hyperintelligent guy who accepts their offer with the sole intention to study their social lowlife and bring further chaos into their braindead environment.
To not spoil the fun I can just say, he succeeds. Perhaps too much, perhaps exactely to the right extent.
Ex Drummer is not a movie to watch with your girlfriend on a saturday night, although the lovely character of Dikke Lul, singer of the Band Harry Mulisch, fucking a young lady AND himself to death with his Humungous Cock is something that sticks with you. When I come to think of it, you should watch this movie ESPECIALLY with your girlfriend on a saturday night.
The Feminists, our entourage of hatefilled belgian trailer trash, rehearsing the Devo classic, Mongoloid.
The unbelievably awesome Harry Mulisch band and their singer, Dikke Lul. Love them!
Freitag, 21. Januar 2011
The toten Crackhuren im Kofferraum
That's what she said.
Check out these cute girls from Berlin, tearing apart everything that has ever been cute by the means of electronic 80s fuckup whatever.
Check out these cute girls from Berlin, tearing apart everything that has ever been cute by the means of electronic 80s fuckup whatever.
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