Donnerstag, 6. Oktober 2011

We didn't write this, but I kinda wish we did.

Servus, I'm a zombie!

Eat my Lederhosn!!!

Mittwoch, 5. Oktober 2011

I can't believe I never posted this!!!

Maybe the best movie idea ever...the nazis never died!!! Believe it or you will die!!!



They come in PEACE



And don't forget to order your badge for your Kutte.

Montag, 3. Oktober 2011

Monster-Monday-Wrestling-Brawls is back

long time no see....but here we go again!

total brainfuck fight



that's weird too

Samstag, 1. Oktober 2011

Reality hits you hard bro

Mittwoch, 28. September 2011

Montag, 26. September 2011

Sonntag, 25. September 2011

Take the blue pill and stop believing

all your heroes are gone

Spiderman


batman


superman


the simpsons


the flintstones


the big lebowski

This is how we roll...

...and all the bitches are following us!!!

Sonntag, 21. August 2011

Jesus got it bad for you.



There are actually some people claiming that it's his abdomen.

Samstag, 20. August 2011

What would Jesus do? Get fucking dressed!


So, as my better half burns down Barcelona right now (Don't feel sorry, it's not Lisboa) I'm kinda on my own stomping this shit into your brains right now. Enough of that, it's time for something serious today.
You remember the last time you've been on horseback for two weeks, herding, shooting indians, bankrobbers, making campfires and eating beans all the time? Sounds like your everyday life? Then you must be a COWBOY! And, be honest, all you crave for after a long run in the desert is a goode olde service in the house of our Lord and Saviour. Am I right?
Then you make your way to the next church, take a look at it, sigh, take another look, turn your horse and finally make the decision to worship Satan or at least become an atheist? Happened to you? Domage...
BUT now THERE'S an END to THAT!

COWBOY CHURCHES! OWN RODEO AREAS!

PASTORS LOOKING LIKE THIS!


Order your appropriate clothing here:

http://www.virtuousplanet.com/cowboychurch/s00000000000000062769



Jeeeeeeeeeeeesus H. Christ! Gonna shoot me some darn fine injuns naw!
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaa!

Mittwoch, 17. August 2011

Dienstag, 16. August 2011

Brundlefly, Brundlefly, Brundlefly!

Jeff Goldblum probably is one of the most amazing dudes in cinema, so His Post he gets.



Jeff Brundleflying around in the Cronenberg Masterpiece, garnished with the always lovely Geena Davis, Ex wife of the Brundlefly.



Brundlefly splicing around just for the funs of it, and mutilating itself for becoming too flyy. Scene was deleted from the finished movie because of beeing too revealing about the effects section.



He just had a meeting to attend. You know that.



Holding in the laughs...



And one for the road...

Dienstag, 9. August 2011

You can call him rockstar now!

He fucking did it...godlike!


The barbarian queen of them chicks with guns, Christina Lindberg.

Fall in love, forget Elle driver, here's the one and only Christina Lindberg, also known as One-Eye!



This swedish honey might be the most immaculate thing ever to see in cinema history.
And dangerous she is. Though hooked on heroin, robbed of her voice, partially blinded, disgraced and violated numerous times, SHE stays focused, endures and finally fucks up her tormentors in the probably best slo mo shots of all time. Beautiful, just beautiful.






Dienstag, 2. August 2011

We're back asscunts!!!

Take this or die!With a little anus inside of your dick, just like Inside-Out Boy.

Samstag, 30. Juli 2011

Booyah!

Sonntag, 3. Juli 2011

Donnerstag, 23. Juni 2011

Fuck yeah, hangover Danzig.







Donnerstag, 9. Juni 2011

Buseyism of the week.

Fear.
Fuck everything and run.

Freitag, 3. Juni 2011

We LOVE chicks with guns.

Those other brothers can't deny.