Mittwoch, 9. Februar 2011
Montag, 7. Februar 2011
Monster-Monday-Wrestling-Brawls
This is our newest category. Every monday, hardest action, best moves, blood, sweat and a'lot more...comprende???? Grab some nachos and enjoy!
So let's get it on!
The first video is one of my favourite. The most stunning finishing moves you've ever luchadores 4 live!
So let's get it on!
The first video is one of my favourite. The most stunning finishing moves you've ever luchadores 4 live!
Samstag, 5. Februar 2011
Movietime! -Meatball Machine-
Some splatterpunk weirdness.
While Japan sometimes brings us splendid artsy pieces of weirdness like Tetsuo: The iron man, which may be considered art, or Crash by Venus, which may be considered porn (Or something in that direction), this movie has absolutely nothing to do with that.
It's just the usual collection of saturday morning material:
Some bizzare mutant fight club roaming the streets of some japanese suburb, (kinda) exploding children, blood, typical japanese sex fantasies (including shitloads of tentacles), malfunctional electro spears, aggressive transvestites, a beautiful lovestory, smegma covered parasites, abusive fathers, BUYA! impressive weaponry, some mutant apparently fucking ITSELF inside a girls stomach, drilled out eyes, mutilation parties, cannibalism, revenge, a businessman wrapped in metal and used as a weapon, Evil Dead laughing effects, one last giant pallic gun emerging from a chest, a touching final dialogue between two alien parasites and probably everything else you can imagine.
No must see, but entertaining enough.
Go Go Power Rangers! And thx to you guys over at the whore church for reminding me of this flick!
While Japan sometimes brings us splendid artsy pieces of weirdness like Tetsuo: The iron man, which may be considered art, or Crash by Venus, which may be considered porn (Or something in that direction), this movie has absolutely nothing to do with that.
It's just the usual collection of saturday morning material:
Some bizzare mutant fight club roaming the streets of some japanese suburb, (kinda) exploding children, blood, typical japanese sex fantasies (including shitloads of tentacles), malfunctional electro spears, aggressive transvestites, a beautiful lovestory, smegma covered parasites, abusive fathers, BUYA! impressive weaponry, some mutant apparently fucking ITSELF inside a girls stomach, drilled out eyes, mutilation parties, cannibalism, revenge, a businessman wrapped in metal and used as a weapon, Evil Dead laughing effects, one last giant pallic gun emerging from a chest, a touching final dialogue between two alien parasites and probably everything else you can imagine.
No must see, but entertaining enough.
Go Go Power Rangers! And thx to you guys over at the whore church for reminding me of this flick!
Donnerstag, 3. Februar 2011
SLAP SLAP SLAP POUND UP DOWN SNAP
You don't know what I'm talking about? Check this out little P.U.S.S.Y.!!!
Didn't get it??? Ok, let's do it one more time!
THE DEATH SET is our new favourit australian band. Three guys rockin da shit out of you...that's maybe they would tell you and so do we! If they're in town buy a ticket and, hell yeah, watch them live.
BTW, this is my favourite picture! Mothafuckin' DEATHSET!
Didn't get it??? Ok, let's do it one more time!
THE DEATH SET is our new favourit australian band. Three guys rockin da shit out of you...that's maybe they would tell you and so do we! If they're in town buy a ticket and, hell yeah, watch them live.
BTW, this is my favourite picture! Mothafuckin' DEATHSET!
Photos via elsewhere and THEDEATHSET
Samstag, 29. Januar 2011
He probably did your daughter, too. And now he goes all bits and bytes!
I'm talking about the man, Ron Jeremy, of course.
At least the boys amongst you should know him (you ladies should, too, but I'm unfortunately not deciding this), and he probably is the only little, overweight, ugly MOFO you all would change places with anytime. Count me in.
Now word is on the streets that he has a new ambitious project going on, that could take the same path as DP's "Pirates XXX" did a few years ago.
The path of tremendous awesomness beyond reason.
Catch a glimpse at this:
So, let's all just hope this will see the light of day sometime. Too precious to stay a trailer and go the way of Worst Case Scenario...
At least the boys amongst you should know him (you ladies should, too, but I'm unfortunately not deciding this), and he probably is the only little, overweight, ugly MOFO you all would change places with anytime. Count me in.
Now word is on the streets that he has a new ambitious project going on, that could take the same path as DP's "Pirates XXX" did a few years ago.
The path of tremendous awesomness beyond reason.
Catch a glimpse at this:
So, let's all just hope this will see the light of day sometime. Too precious to stay a trailer and go the way of Worst Case Scenario...
Freitag, 28. Januar 2011
Movietime! -Alien Space Avenger-
Alien space avenger 1989
Some golden quotes to spice up your next birthday party:
-(getting handed a bottle o’ booze) „Yowser!“
-„You, broaden your mind, me, I’m minding my broad!”
-(Tremendous Dildo in hands, holding it like a gun) “How do you shoot this thing?” “You cock it.”
-(Entering hilarious 80s discotheque) “But what do we do?” “ Do what they do. Dance!”
-(Alien disguised as total hottie, to Jamie Gillis disguised as Jamie Gillis) “Now let’s make whoopie!”
-“Just do what space avenger would do!”
-(Broker, whilst getting blown by a prostitute) “Mr Dow Jones is about to explode!”
-“Eat death!”
Shitloads of creepy saxophone solos screaming Lost Boys all over, crazed Rock n’roll moves, a totally uninteresting framework about some comic artist, beautiful hairdos, shooting shotguns at spaceships, at exactely 30 minutes into the movie, the Lord of the Nerds shuffles through the picture, equipped with Star Trek style glasses made out of tinfoil, an drug deal going Mexican Standoff violently, cleaning weapons with tampons, Porn legend Jamie Gillis, screaming, shooting, Plutonium, a bodycount way beyond 60, a totally boozed out alien accidentally growing a hand for a dismembered foot, Weapons, a very “hot” sexscene, a beheaded alien choking a garbage man, at 64 minutes into the movie, the Lord of the Nerds reappears with even weirder headgear, a SixGun with appearantly a gazillion bullets, the heroine running over a parked car for absolutely no reason, a severed alien hand, regrowing a whole body INCLUDING trousers, the comicguy tonguing the girl that just puked out a bloody alien seconds ago, and in the last scene, a final appearance by our NerdLord, godlike as usual.
Alien space avenger is by far the best movie I have seen today.
Get it at T3:
Download Alien Space Avenger
Some golden quotes to spice up your next birthday party:
-(getting handed a bottle o’ booze) „Yowser!“
-„You, broaden your mind, me, I’m minding my broad!”
-(Tremendous Dildo in hands, holding it like a gun) “How do you shoot this thing?” “You cock it.”
-(Entering hilarious 80s discotheque) “But what do we do?” “ Do what they do. Dance!”
-(Alien disguised as total hottie, to Jamie Gillis disguised as Jamie Gillis) “Now let’s make whoopie!”
-“Just do what space avenger would do!”
-(Broker, whilst getting blown by a prostitute) “Mr Dow Jones is about to explode!”
-“Eat death!”
Shitloads of creepy saxophone solos screaming Lost Boys all over, crazed Rock n’roll moves, a totally uninteresting framework about some comic artist, beautiful hairdos, shooting shotguns at spaceships, at exactely 30 minutes into the movie, the Lord of the Nerds shuffles through the picture, equipped with Star Trek style glasses made out of tinfoil, an drug deal going Mexican Standoff violently, cleaning weapons with tampons, Porn legend Jamie Gillis, screaming, shooting, Plutonium, a bodycount way beyond 60, a totally boozed out alien accidentally growing a hand for a dismembered foot, Weapons, a very “hot” sexscene, a beheaded alien choking a garbage man, at 64 minutes into the movie, the Lord of the Nerds reappears with even weirder headgear, a SixGun with appearantly a gazillion bullets, the heroine running over a parked car for absolutely no reason, a severed alien hand, regrowing a whole body INCLUDING trousers, the comicguy tonguing the girl that just puked out a bloody alien seconds ago, and in the last scene, a final appearance by our NerdLord, godlike as usual.
Alien space avenger is by far the best movie I have seen today.
Get it at T3:
Download Alien Space Avenger
Donnerstag, 27. Januar 2011
Dienstag, 25. Januar 2011
Get yourself some beer
C'mon guys, next time you're going shopping: "Do it with style!"
DON'T FUCK UP MAH BEER NOW
DON'T FUCK UP MAH BEER NOW
Montag, 24. Januar 2011
Sonntag, 23. Januar 2011
Visual.
Fever Ray have been around for some time now, no reason not to celebrate them every waking second.
In my eyes the only Nick Cave cover that comes near to the original.
In my eyes the only Nick Cave cover that comes near to the original.
Grotste Lul Van 't Stad.
Everybody needs some movie he can totally identify with. IF this is such a movie for you, praise the Lord. May he have mercy on your soul.
EX DRUMMER
A word that strikes fear in the faint hearts of german Movieshop employees, probably exactly the movie your parents always warned you about. An exhausting odyssee for everyone involved, an instant classic and fi(r)st of all, an astonishing piece of art.
The plot circles around the live of three rather fucked up handicapped musicians from Oostende, Belgium, who desperately want to start a band. All they need is a drummer.
They come up with Dries, a sadistic, hyperintelligent guy who accepts their offer with the sole intention to study their social lowlife and bring further chaos into their braindead environment.
To not spoil the fun I can just say, he succeeds. Perhaps too much, perhaps exactely to the right extent.
Ex Drummer is not a movie to watch with your girlfriend on a saturday night, although the lovely character of Dikke Lul, singer of the Band Harry Mulisch, fucking a young lady AND himself to death with his Humungous Cock is something that sticks with you. When I come to think of it, you should watch this movie ESPECIALLY with your girlfriend on a saturday night.
The Feminists, our entourage of hatefilled belgian trailer trash, rehearsing the Devo classic, Mongoloid.
The unbelievably awesome Harry Mulisch band and their singer, Dikke Lul. Love them!
EX DRUMMER
A word that strikes fear in the faint hearts of german Movieshop employees, probably exactly the movie your parents always warned you about. An exhausting odyssee for everyone involved, an instant classic and fi(r)st of all, an astonishing piece of art.
The plot circles around the live of three rather fucked up handicapped musicians from Oostende, Belgium, who desperately want to start a band. All they need is a drummer.
They come up with Dries, a sadistic, hyperintelligent guy who accepts their offer with the sole intention to study their social lowlife and bring further chaos into their braindead environment.
To not spoil the fun I can just say, he succeeds. Perhaps too much, perhaps exactely to the right extent.
Ex Drummer is not a movie to watch with your girlfriend on a saturday night, although the lovely character of Dikke Lul, singer of the Band Harry Mulisch, fucking a young lady AND himself to death with his Humungous Cock is something that sticks with you. When I come to think of it, you should watch this movie ESPECIALLY with your girlfriend on a saturday night.
The Feminists, our entourage of hatefilled belgian trailer trash, rehearsing the Devo classic, Mongoloid.
The unbelievably awesome Harry Mulisch band and their singer, Dikke Lul. Love them!
Freitag, 21. Januar 2011
The toten Crackhuren im Kofferraum
That's what she said.
Check out these cute girls from Berlin, tearing apart everything that has ever been cute by the means of electronic 80s fuckup whatever.
Check out these cute girls from Berlin, tearing apart everything that has ever been cute by the means of electronic 80s fuckup whatever.
Donnerstag, 20. Januar 2011
Dienstag, 18. Januar 2011
One of the last artists...and some real real bros!!!
!!!!They bring madness to a whore new level!!!!
Like them or die! The WhoreChurch on Facebook
And don't forget their doughebaggin flashin videos: TheWhoreChurch on Youtube
Samstag, 15. Januar 2011
Freitag, 14. Januar 2011
Hands up for Heather LaCroix!
The Amazon queen of all them chicks with guns. Be careful when you enter her realm. She might kill you a lot.
Donnerstag, 13. Januar 2011
Sober: Son Of a Bitch, Everything's Real
Gary busey.
A name that strikes fear into the hearts of even the toughest Mofos in the shack.
Gary Busey, actor, father, former cocaine addict, wordsmith and most of all, a madman if there ever was one.
His behaviour confuses the world since he started acting, his fear inducing grin was even too terrifying to be put on a wrestling mask, his Backronyms are LAW.
We proudly present: Gary Busey
So stay tuned and remember: Don't be swedish.
A name that strikes fear into the hearts of even the toughest Mofos in the shack.
Gary Busey, actor, father, former cocaine addict, wordsmith and most of all, a madman if there ever was one.
His behaviour confuses the world since he started acting, his fear inducing grin was even too terrifying to be put on a wrestling mask, his Backronyms are LAW.
We proudly present: Gary Busey
So stay tuned and remember: Don't be swedish.
Dienstag, 11. Januar 2011
Mittwoch, 5. Januar 2011
Here we are again.
We're both awfully sorry for our long absence, but being abducted by crazed nymphomanic russian cheerleaders from outerspace seldom let's space for mere earthly internet stuff. I know, there's no excuse, but try and waste some time again!
Russian Bungee - Version Freischwinger
Russian Bungee - Version Freischwinger
Sonntag, 13. Juni 2010
Prepare to get slapped
And another one for you bitch-slap-ploitation-afficionados:
3 unartige Mädchen, 1 Wüste, 1 überladener Thunderbird, 1.473 exotische Waffen, 1 gnadenloser Gangsterboss, 206 Millionen Dollar an gestohlenen Gütern, ein Bulle, der vielleicht gar kein Bulle ist, hunderte weiterer Bullen, die Bullen sind (vielleicht), 317 Söldner, ein paar geistig minderbemittelter Auftragsmörder, 1 Gerät, welches das Leben auf der Erde auslöschen könnte, improvisierte Wet-T-Shirt-Spektakel, die essentielle String-Theorie, einige Paare "Heiße Mitzchen"- Unterwäsche, Frauen mit Frauen...mit Frauen...mit Frauen Kämpfe, schamlose Nonnen, Zirkus-Freaks, ein psychopath mit einem Schwert, Elvis-Imitatoren, 1 gruseliger Vorschüler, heiße Frauen in Fu-Bars, heiße Frauen hinter Bars, 4 psychopathische Drogentrips, ein Aufmarsch geiler Stripperinnen, Ferrari gegen Porsche gegen Yugo, tödliche Sexspielzeuge, ungezähmte Feministinen in G-Strings, grausames Bikinizonen-Waxing, ein abgefahrener Leichenwagen, die Zentrale von Homeland Security, Porno-Stars aus Vegas, eine lebhafte Runde honduranischer Snuff-Sex, eine interkontinentale Intrige, Tod und Verlust von Gliedmaßen, kurze Auftritte von Stars, ein echt wütender Zwerg, der beste "Chick-Fight" der Kinogeschichte, großzügige Portionen köstlichen weiblichen Fleisches, mehr Dekolleté als man aushalten kann, erschütternde erotische Darbietungen von großem körperlichen Können, die bis dato unvorstellbar waren...
Ich weiß nicht, wie es dir geht, aber ich will etwas davon abhaben!
Danke, dass du so ein guter Freund bist,
Deine Jesus-Wagner-FUBAR-Crew
3 unartige Mädchen, 1 Wüste, 1 überladener Thunderbird, 1.473 exotische Waffen, 1 gnadenloser Gangsterboss, 206 Millionen Dollar an gestohlenen Gütern, ein Bulle, der vielleicht gar kein Bulle ist, hunderte weiterer Bullen, die Bullen sind (vielleicht), 317 Söldner, ein paar geistig minderbemittelter Auftragsmörder, 1 Gerät, welches das Leben auf der Erde auslöschen könnte, improvisierte Wet-T-Shirt-Spektakel, die essentielle String-Theorie, einige Paare "Heiße Mitzchen"- Unterwäsche, Frauen mit Frauen...mit Frauen...mit Frauen Kämpfe, schamlose Nonnen, Zirkus-Freaks, ein psychopath mit einem Schwert, Elvis-Imitatoren, 1 gruseliger Vorschüler, heiße Frauen in Fu-Bars, heiße Frauen hinter Bars, 4 psychopathische Drogentrips, ein Aufmarsch geiler Stripperinnen, Ferrari gegen Porsche gegen Yugo, tödliche Sexspielzeuge, ungezähmte Feministinen in G-Strings, grausames Bikinizonen-Waxing, ein abgefahrener Leichenwagen, die Zentrale von Homeland Security, Porno-Stars aus Vegas, eine lebhafte Runde honduranischer Snuff-Sex, eine interkontinentale Intrige, Tod und Verlust von Gliedmaßen, kurze Auftritte von Stars, ein echt wütender Zwerg, der beste "Chick-Fight" der Kinogeschichte, großzügige Portionen köstlichen weiblichen Fleisches, mehr Dekolleté als man aushalten kann, erschütternde erotische Darbietungen von großem körperlichen Können, die bis dato unvorstellbar waren...
Ich weiß nicht, wie es dir geht, aber ich will etwas davon abhaben!
Danke, dass du so ein guter Freund bist,
Deine Jesus-Wagner-FUBAR-Crew
Dienstag, 16. Februar 2010
He is pure manliness combined with superiority
For all of you little bugs out there. This is what we believe....and and you'd better too!!
Forget all your marvel heroes, forget Chuck Norris, forget macgyver. Here's the real hero: "Bear Grylls"
"I'm Bear Grylls. I gonna show you what it takes to get out alive of some of the most dangerous places on earth. I've gotta make it through a week of challenges in the sort of place you wouldn't last a day without the right survival skills!"
He really tells you how to survive in every imaginable situation. If nooneelse can help you and if you can find him, you should call him and "man vs wild".
It's the most stunning series in the whole wide world. Get a fan right now and you will never stop to survive Man vs Wild with Bear Grylls
If you're more like a "little read it boy" get this one: Man vs. Wild: Survival Techniques from the Most Dangerous Places on Earth
And as if that was not enough, he's a perfect singer too!^^
Forget all your marvel heroes, forget Chuck Norris, forget macgyver. Here's the real hero: "Bear Grylls"
"I'm Bear Grylls. I gonna show you what it takes to get out alive of some of the most dangerous places on earth. I've gotta make it through a week of challenges in the sort of place you wouldn't last a day without the right survival skills!"
He really tells you how to survive in every imaginable situation. If nooneelse can help you and if you can find him, you should call him and "man vs wild".
It's the most stunning series in the whole wide world. Get a fan right now and you will never stop to survive Man vs Wild with Bear Grylls
If you're more like a "little read it boy" get this one: Man vs. Wild: Survival Techniques from the Most Dangerous Places on Earth
And as if that was not enough, he's a perfect singer too!^^
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